southsider2k5 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 JustinWeiner Justin Weiner by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan wrote the 10 commandments matthoeppner Matt Hoeppner by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo can protect Jay Cutler. #Whitesox TimEgan44 Tim Egan by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan won the '05 World Series MVP, not Jermaine Dye. whitesawx White Sox Fans by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Justin Verlander intentionally walks Dayan Viciedo. nburke81 Nick Burke by ESPNChiSox @ @ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo is so strong, he can do pushups with both hands tied behind his back KennedyMarty Marty Kennedy by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox M1 Abram Tanks are now being called M1 Dayan Tanks. maxjusttyped maxjusttyped by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo once hit a 500ft home run, without even swinging a bat. henry_LGN Henry J by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo walked from Havana to Miami. EdRad Ed Radakovitz by ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. #whitesox @ESPNChiSox ChiSoxBoy Anders Johanson by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo once solved a Rubik's cube by looking at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 @ESPNChiSox Dayan won the '05 World Series MVP, not Jermaine Dye.Somehow, I find that one deeply offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCangelosi Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 LOL, reminds me of the Chuck Norris jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 08:53 AM) Somehow, I find that one deeply offensive. I concur, that one is just not even funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenksycat Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Hilarious if you haven't been on the internet for the last 5 years of Chuck Norris jokes I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSox05 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Dayan Viciedo once had more RBI in one swing than Adam Dunn has had in his last 73 at bats. Oh wait that one is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Got a nice chuckle from some of those. I remember we were saying the same sort of stuff about Beckham when he first came up. I hope that doesn't jinx Viciedo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 09:14 AM) Dayan Viciedo once had more RBI in one swing than Adam Dunn has had in his last 73 at bats. Oh wait that one is real. That is truly depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris Dayan Viciedo is called Logic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliSoxFanViaSWside Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 QUOTE (Jenksy Cat @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 07:08 AM) Hilarious if you haven't been on the internet for the last 5 years of Chuck Norris jokes I suppose guess we don't run in the same internet circles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 09:22 AM) That is truly depressing. And yet probably the best joke/pun from those twitter feeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliSoxFanViaSWside Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Nice take on the Dayan as the Savior especially the one about walking from Havana to Miami. Funny how you posted this as I have it open in another window . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliSoxFanViaSWside Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Missed this one in the side bar @ESPNChiSox The Moon called, it has enough craters. They've asked Dayan to stop dropping bombs. #comebackkids @whitesox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 09:14 AM) Dayan Viciedo once had more RBI in one swing than Adam Dunn has had in his last 73 at bats. Oh wait that one is real. THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitewashed in '05 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 QUOTE (JohnCangelosi @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 07:58 AM) LOL, reminds me of the Chuck Norris jokes. Aren't these The Most Interesting Man In The World lines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lasttriptotulsa Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 QUOTE (Whitewashed in '05 @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 12:34 PM) Aren't these The Most Interesting Man In The World lines? I've always felt that the "Most Interesting Main in the World" ad campaign kinda ripped off the Chuck Norris jokes. The Chuck Norris jokes have been around for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I thought the one walking from Havana to Miami was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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