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Here's some more chances to see everyone's favorite stand-up comedian.

 

Sunday August 10: Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary

Tuesday August 12: The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn

 

They'll replay the Roast a million times on Comedy Central so if you miss it on Sunday, it'll be on a again.

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Dane Cook is 1 funny man! But my favorite stand-up comedian is George Lopez. Anyways, my favorite piece of Dane Cook is when he's talking about Crappy Jobs and how his 1st crappy job was Burger King! Here a quote off the top of my head:

 

"My brother used to put me on drive thru every night. Why do people insist on yelling at the drive thru? I mean we have modern technology, I'd be ther with my little headset 'Hello, Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?' 'WHOPPER!' Um sir, you dont have to...' 'WHOPPER, NO ONIONS! LARGE FRIES!'"

 

This guy is hilarious.

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