MattZakrowski Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Juan Pierre likes standard rock band arrangements because they have just one Bass. When Juan Pierre buys double-mint gum, he only chews half of the stick. Juan Pierre thinks The Sign is an awesome song because "Ace of Base" refers to base and one in their name. When Juan Pierre gets a Grand Slam at Denny's, only the Pancakes are eaten. Juan Pierre hates buying full albums, and prefers to purchase the singles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitoMB345 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 LMAO! : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthSideTeacher Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 (edited) this is just plain terrific. Edited September 9, 2011 by SouthSideTeacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chw42 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I especially like that first one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Juan Pierre is only knows half the rules of Double Dutch. Juan Pierre could have had sex in high school, but he preferred to just kiss them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chw42 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Sep 9, 2011 -> 12:40 AM) Juan Pierre is only knows half the rules of Double Dutch. Juan Pierre could have had sex in high school, but he preferred to just kiss them. Juan Pierre doesn't need a happy ending, he's content with a passionate kiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 McDonald's, in honor of Juan's 2000th hit, will unveil the McSingle in restaurants around Chicago. Juan never doubles down when he's in Vegas. Juan watches only one race of the Triple Crown. Juan never stays at Doubletree Hotels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 On West Coast trips, Juan Pierre avoids In-N-Out to stay away from the Double-Double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Juan never wears his wedding ring so he can tell people he's single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthSideTeacher Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 When he sees a beautiful woman on the street, one glance is enough... Juan never pulls the Double-take. Juan's daughters will have the same curfew as his sons. (No Double Standard there.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 If this is sarcasm fine. If it's mocking one of our only decent hitters, shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 11, 2011 -> 01:18 AM) If this is sarcasm fine. If it's mocking one of our only decent hitters, shame. When Juan Pierre goes on an internet board, he only uses a single line to make his point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chw42 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Sep 11, 2011 -> 01:44 AM) When Juan Pierre goes on an internet board, he only uses a single line to make his point. No wonder greg loves JP so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord chas Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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