HuskyCaucasian Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 (edited) The Kids Can Play... And the Old Guys Cant Edited September 10, 2011 by Athomeboy_2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 (edited) Come Watch the Boring White Sox Whose Colorful Manager Split for the Baseball Paradise Known As South Beach White Sox Baseball: Fuc- You Fans! You're all idiots and will make less in your lifetime than I do in one year of lousy managing. Sox Rock: Come out and support us in our ongoing effort to surpass the Yankees, Red Sox and Phillies for most payroll dollars spent per win Come out and see our young players who win AAA batting titles and are voted best hitting prospect but are believed by their organization to be "not ready" while their manager continues to utilize 3 for 82 Dunn in key situations Come out and see the 2nd player in history to have more K's than his batting average (LOL at the post-game caller who said Dunn was bearing down in his 3 at-bats today so as to avoid striking out and gaining this statistical "distinction") White Sox Baseball: It's Not Even as Fun as Oney Tweets or Joe Cowley "Who Am I?/Where Have I Been?" Mastercard Commercials starring Brooks Boyer Edited September 11, 2011 by caulfield12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 How about... White Sox Baseball: It's a New Era Not only is that a real answer, but it implies some coaching changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Sep 10, 2011 -> 07:29 PM) How about... White Sox Baseball: It's a New Era Not only is that a real answer, but it implies some coaching changes. OR they have a new revenue stream from NEW ERA ball caps?? If it was Robin Ventura playing a more prominent role, or even Frank Thomas...but my hopes are minimal at best. The only thing that gives me hope is the continued booing of Dunn and Rios...knowing that JR has to be taking note of that, even with earplugs in. White Sox Baseball: You Can't Easily Change Your Favorite Team, So You Just Have To Deal With It Edited September 11, 2011 by caulfield12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 White Sox 2012: "We Could Be Florida" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Sep 10, 2011 -> 07:32 PM) White Sox Baseball: You Can't Easily Change Your Favorite Team, So You Just Have To Deal With It I like this one. They could show some "highlights" of Dunn and Rios at the plate, mixed in with some awful fielding, a clip of ozzie calling white sox fans idiots, then say: 2012 White Sox: Deal with it. Edited September 11, 2011 by MAX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chw42 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 QUOTE (MAX @ Sep 10, 2011 -> 10:59 PM) I like this one. They could show some "highlights" of Dunn and Rios at the plate, mixed in with some awful fielding, then say: 2012 White Sox: Deal with it. Or... 2012 White Sox: Trust the back of the baseball card Because that's all White Sox PR would say when they talked about Dunn and Rios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Good idea. They can have Rios/Dunn/Peavy (2008) and Beckham rookie cards (2010) arrayed with their more glowing statistics highlighted. At this point, fans probably believe more in Brent Morel being a 725-775 OPS 3B than Gordon Beckham ever managing the same at 2B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 10, 2011 -> 03:28 PM) How about just a countdown for how many more days Dunn and Rios are under contract? That's what I was thinking like with Thome's 500th home run. The could have someone peel away the games left everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 And yet we're STILL better than the Cubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 It would be nice if it were "2012 White Sox: Now With Less Ozzie!" But, that's a pipedream. How about "2012 White Sox: We're the Florida of Chicago Baseball!" Or "2012 White Sox: Give Us Another Chance. We Gave Ozzie Like Half a Dozen Chances!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 (edited) White Sox Baseball: We Drew Air On The Flop (the flop, of course, being 2011) Edited September 11, 2011 by The Critic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideDon48 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Every time I think of how the Sox perform this season, and whenever I think of what the 2012 advertising campaigne is gonna be like, I keep thinking of the "Matrix" and "Matrix: Reloaded" movies. Ladies and gents, for the 2012 Chicago White Sox advertising campaigne, I present to you... "Chicago White Sox Baseball: Reloaded" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Chicago White Sox, If you don't like it, go piss on the statue and watch another team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Sep 11, 2011 -> 04:37 PM) Chicago White Sox, If you don't like it, go piss on the statue and watch another team. Perfect. The sad part of it is that it REALLY seems to be the belief of the front office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 11, 2011 -> 05:39 PM) Perfect. The sad part of it is that it REALLY seems to be the belief of the front office. That's always been the exact opposite impression you get from the marketing department too...which tells me a lot about how unprofessional the public behavior of the faces of the franchise has been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickofypres Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 "Please Come Back". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 "Marty34 will buy you a beer if you just come to a game." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Sep 11, 2011 -> 11:13 PM) "Marty34 will buy you a beer if you just come to a game." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Sep 11, 2011 -> 11:13 PM) "Marty34 will buy you a beer if you just come to a game." Haha, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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