BigSqwert Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 (edited) Who would you assemble from this site to coach our beloved Sox? (GM) NorthSideSox72 - Solid understanding of players and leagues - Good with numbers - Thinks short & long term (Manager) lostfan - Has the ability to lead - Excellent communication skills - I think he'd be a good motivator - Brutally honest (Pitching Coach) fathom - Seems to know what he's talking about when it comes to pitching - Has watched more innings pitched than anyone on this site (Hitting Coach) southsideirish71 - Would not use a batting tee for players - Would remind hitters this isn't the NL (Advanced scouts) Kalapse, chw42, Jordan4Life, Greg Hibbard - The stat heads (Team trainer) ptatc - Only medic on this site that I'm aware of (Team beat writer) bozzie - speaks in 3rd person - loves writing about the team (Southpaw) greg775 - good at cheerleading (Beer vendor) knightni - will be fired in mid-April for consuming large quantity of beer while working (Batboy) Reddy - Only Soxtalk member that is within height/weight restrictions for Sox batboys Edited September 16, 2011 by BigSqwert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I like it. World Series bound front office right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'd like to be a beer vendor in that administration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (knightni @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 12:24 PM) I'd like to be a beer vendor in that administration. Added Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 We need a batboy... you can't snub the batboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanne Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Can I be Juan Nieves...I'm good at doing nothin' and could fetch fathom his adult beverages. eww....pick me-pick me *hand stretched high* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 I was hoping other people could give me their list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 can we just keep ozzie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (Papa Tru @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:48 PM) can we just keep ozzie? We can just put Greg on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Can I be the PR guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I dislike you very much right now bigsqwert. #feelsleftout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:21 PM) I dislike you very much right now bigsqwert. #feelsleftout The purpose of this thread was for everyone to take a crack at their own list. I didn't even include myself in the list I came up with. If it makes you feel better we'll have a KyYle23 bobblehead night next season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:24 PM) The purpose of this thread was for everyone to take a crack at their own list. I didn't even include myself in the list I came up with. If it makes you feel better we'll have a KyYle23 bobblehead night next season. every night of the season. different poses. Mostly variations of me flexing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:25 PM) every night of the season. different poses. Mostly variations of me flexing Well if you went to med school like Aunt Barbara tried pushing you to do, you'd be the team trainer. You'd be the Sox version of Patch Adams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:28 PM) Well if you went to med school like Aunt Barbara tried pushing you to do, you'd be the team trainer. You'd be the Sox version of Patch Adams. There is no way I could unseat ptatc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Alright, I'll give it a shot. GM - RockRaines Manager - Steve9347 Pitching Coach - Kalapse Hitting Coach - caulfield12 Base Coaches - Jordan4Life and fathom Bench Coach - Tex Announcers - BigSqwert (play by play) and greg775 (color) - That would be some interesting listening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:53 PM) Alright, I'll give it a shot. GM - RockRaines Manager - Steve9347 Pitching Coach - Kalapse Hitting Coach - caulfield12 Base Coaches - Jordan4Life and fathom Bench Coach - Tex Announcers - BigSqwert (play by play) and greg775 (color) - That would be some interesting listening. at the announcers. It might get as uncomfortable as some of the games in the Hawk/DJ era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 02:55 PM) at the announcers. It might get as uncomfortable as some of the games in the Hawk/DJ era. "Whatever you do, just don't strap it on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:55 PM) at the announcers. It might get as uncomfortable as some of the games in the Hawk/DJ era. BigSqwert: And Dunn goes down on strikes again. I'll tell ya, Greg, I'm surprised we didn't see a pinch hitter there. greg775: Well, it was the right decision. The guy makes a lot of money, he's gotta earn it. BigSqwert: But at the cost of losing the game? greg775: If that's what happens, then we all know who to blame. The bum who struck out. BigSqwert: *pause* Greg, you and I both knew Dunn had a better chance of striking out than driving in a run. *pause* *chuckle* Doesn't the manager know that? greg775: I talked to some friends in Lawrence, Kansas, and they said it's always the right decision to play the guy who makes the most money. BigSqwert: *pause* You know... *pause* I wish I could swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 06:53 PM) Alright, I'll give it a shot. GM - RockRaines Manager - Steve9347 Pitching Coach - Kalapse Hitting Coach - caulfield12 Base Coaches - Jordan4Life and fathom Bench Coach - Tex Announcers - BigSqwert (play by play) and greg775 (color) - That would be some interesting listening. God help us in games when we're playing Toronto and J4L is coaching 3rd. Lawrie might have to get a restraining order against him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 07:23 PM) BigSqwert: And Dunn goes down on strikes again. I'll tell ya, Greg, I'm surprised we didn't see a pinch hitter there. greg775: Well, it was the right decision. The guy makes a lot of money, he's gotta earn it. BigSqwert: But at the cost of losing the game? greg775: If that's what happens, then we all know who to blame. The bum who struck out. BigSqwert: *pause* Greg, you and I both knew Dunn had a better chance of striking out than driving in a run. *pause* *chuckle* Doesn't the manager know that? greg775: I talked to some friends in Lawrence, Kansas, and they said it's always the right decision to play the guy who makes the most money. BigSqwert: *pause* You know... *pause* I wish I could swear. :notworthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 08:23 PM) BigSqwert: And Dunn goes down on strikes again. I'll tell ya, Greg, I'm surprised we didn't see a pinch hitter there. greg775: Well, it was the right decision. The guy makes a lot of money, he's gotta earn it. BigSqwert: But at the cost of losing the game? greg775: If that's what happens, then we all know who to blame. The bum who struck out. BigSqwert: *pause* Greg, you and I both knew Dunn had a better chance of striking out than driving in a run. *pause* *chuckle* Doesn't the manager know that? greg775: I talked to some friends in Lawrence, Kansas, and they said it's always the right decision to play the guy who makes the most money. BigSqwert: *pause* You know... *pause* I wish I could swear. You guys have lost it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Well I'm honored, Sqwert. Now, how long until lostfan and I get into a fistfight? lf, do you have any sons I need to worry about? If I had to make mine... GM: Kalapse Manager: lostfan Bench Coach: southsideirish71 Pitching coach: RockRaines Hitting coach: Kyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyle23 Trainer: duh (ptatc) Scout team: chw42, CerbahoWG, Balta1701, danman31 Beat Writer: GregHibbard Southpaw: elrockinMT Beer Vendors: Heads22, J4L PR/Marketing: Steve9837465923847659238756234978 and BigSqwert Team President: Me of course Accountant and Business Officer: Chisoxfn Announcers: SS2K5 and fathom (he he) Bat Boy: greg775 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 02:26 PM) You guys have lost it. We have no choice but to lose it after this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabiness42 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I would like to be the official scorer. Always been my dream job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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