southsider2k5 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 I'm doing the public address announcing for basketball scrimmage game tonight. The theme for the season is Court is now in Session, and they even got their posters actually in one of the judge's courtrooms complete with the head coach in a judges robe. So to follow the theme, instead of doing standard intros tonight, we are going to spoof a trial, and intro the team as the defendants in a trial. What I need is some basketball sounding crimes that they are being charged with. So far I have grand theft basketball and illegal possession of the lane. I need more ideas like that! Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Playing for SIU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 "Coach Jerry Sandusky..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Assault with a deadly jump shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 "He really beat up that lane-street occupier." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 16, 2011 Author Share Posted November 16, 2011 QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Nov 16, 2011 -> 12:57 PM) Assault with a deadly jump shot Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Arson of shorts Assault and Dribble Failure to Help and Opponent Pickpocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Terms to thorw out: Repossession (in the event of a steal). Bails him out/posts bail. "Dismissal with prejudice." Mistrial Liquidation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Larceny Arson Assault Speeding Reckless (insert) Negligence Sidebar I dont know, not really coming up with anything unique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 "Sinking more baskets than the Mob does people" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 That's a miss-d-meaner. The more they miss, da meaner they get. It's a cell - out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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