southsider2k5 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 All right, which of you 99%ers did this? http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Man-B...-134319858.html A Chicago man was arrested Monday for allegedly breaking into Chicago White Sox general manager Kenny Williams' house. Wayne L. Field III, 51, of the 900 block of West Lawrence Avenue was charged with residential burglary for allegedly unlawfully entering the house and taking several articles of clothing, a set of keys and jewelry. Field apparently made himself at home. Police found him wearing Williams' clothes and the GM's 2005 World Series ring. He also apparently defrosted a lobster. This incident occurred between Nov. 18 and 21 while Williams was out of town, police said. advertisement Williams confirmed the incident and said the man drank his beer, ate frozen pizza, surfed the internet and kicked his shoes off on the bed. During the burglary, Field left behind a hospital bracelet with his name on it, police said. Field returned some time later and was seen peeking into the home. Officers spotted him wearing Williams' clothes and arrested him. Field is expected in bond court Tuesday. Source: http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Man-B...l#ixzz1eRunyxJ4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 09:41 AM) All right, which of you 99%ers did this? http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Man-B...-134319858.html Damnit J4L. Stop getting drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 09:46 AM) Damnit J4L. Stop getting drunk. DAMMIT BEAT ME TO IT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 09:46 AM) Damnit J4L. Stop getting drunk. We'd know for sure if they found spunk everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Pinchy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingandalongonetoleft Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 It was Theo looking for those dang PTBNL's for Bawston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 ROFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 09:50 AM) Pinchy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 10:46 AM) Damnit J4L. Stop getting drunk. The robber also left a book on KW's nightstand titled "A Beginner's Guide to Sabermetrics." A post-it note was attached to the book saying "Read this, motherf***er" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjm676 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 It was Cowley... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 QUOTE (robinventura23 @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 10:57 AM) It was Cowley... That makes sense. There is no one on this planet more jealous of Kenny than Joe is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scenario Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 QUOTE (robinventura23 @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 10:57 AM) It was Cowley... I can just picture him telling some homeless guy... "I'll swap you this ring for your hospital bracelet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 10:47 AM) The robber also left a book on KW's nightstand titled "A Beginner's Guide to Sabermetrics." A post-it note was attached to the book saying "Read this, motherf***er" So your saying chw42 was an accomplice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHITESOXRANDY Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 ROFL. Hilarious. Too bad that he didn't make any trades from Kenny's house. We might have something to celebrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chw42 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 This is freaking hilarious. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjm676 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Rock Lobster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I know we shoot comments back and forth but somebody getting their house broke into just ain't funny. Feel sorry for KW and his family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Is this like the 4th time in the last few years that Kenny's been robbed? The Arizona GM and Yankees GM should be questioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 There are so many other worse words that start with "def-", and each time I see the thread on the front page I think it's one of them for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 i love how the guy kicked his shoes off on the bed, ate, drank, planned to eat some more, surfed the internet, left and was caught when he came back. he went to the well a little too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatnom Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 07:16 PM) There are so many other worse words that start with "def-", and each time I see the thread on the front page I think it's one of them for a second. Defecates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 06:30 PM) I know we shoot comments back and forth but somebody getting their house broke into just ain't funny. Feel sorry for KW and his family. I'm about the biggest KW supporter and backer on this board, but come on man... Feel sorry for him? I'm sure that KW has enough in the bank to replace anything that would have been taken (except maybe for the WS ring). Hell I'm sure he can afford to get some sort of security to ensure that this never happens again. Now I'd feel sorry for the family living check to check if they were robbed. I understand where you're coming from though. I've had my apartment broken in to before and let me tell you, your home is never the same after that. Fortunately, I could afford to move. KW sure as hell can afford to move or make his place safer. There are a lot of people out there who can't. I feel sorry for them. Edited November 23, 2011 by Chet Kincaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Surfed the internet? What did he post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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