Soxbadger Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Good drunk is so much more pleasurable than bad drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 (edited) I WAS drunk a couple hours ago.. n banged this chick for several hours and didn't nut... that feeling sucks donkey balls. Edited March 4, 2012 by SoxAce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 QUOTE (SoxAce @ Mar 4, 2012 -> 06:53 AM) I WAS drunk a couple hours ago.. n banged this chick for several hours and didn't nut... that feeling sucks donkey balls. Know how I know you're gay.... I keed I keed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 *bookmarking this thread to be able to find next time I'm drunk* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Drunk J4l style, aka drink a bunch of beer aka atleast halft a case aka atlest 15 beers and then take shots. Donezo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Last night was my first real time drinking at Kams, I don't remember much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Mar 14, 2012 -> 11:00 AM) Last night was my first real time drinking at Kams, I don't remember much. Hopefully it's your last. You probably have a few diseases now too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Mar 14, 2012 -> 02:33 PM) Hopefully it's your last. You probably have a few diseases now too. I try to avoid that place like the plague, because that's probably where the next plague will start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Rum Night Rules: Have 4-5 guys over, 1 handle of Bacardi Rum, and Super Smash Brothers (version doesn't matter). After each game everyone takes a shot. Loser takes an extra half shot. If a player didn't get any kills then they an extra shot. Play until the rum is gone (usually about an hour). Doing that as a pregame for a pregame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Nothing quite like sitting in an Irish bar in NYC routing for the Bulls against the Knicks, well except getting really drunk while doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Mar 15, 2012 -> 07:25 PM) Rum Night Rules: Have 4-5 guys over, 1 handle of Bacardi Rum, and Super Smash Brothers (version doesn't matter). After each game everyone takes a shot. Loser takes an extra half shot. If a player didn't get any kills then they an extra shot. Play until the rum is gone (usually about an hour). Doing that as a pregame for a pregame. Then slap yourselves in the face because you're a bunch of dudes playing Wii together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Mar 16, 2012 -> 04:50 PM) Then slap yourselves in the face because you're a bunch of dudes playing Wii together. Meh, we play two games on it and theyre both for drinking: Super Smash and Mario Kart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chw42 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Mar 14, 2012 -> 11:00 AM) Last night was my first real time drinking at Kams, I don't remember much. Oh god... I've vowed to never enter Kam's, even though I live right next to it, which oh BTW sucks badly. I can't sleep until 2 AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I've been real good at keeping college Rowand caged up for a while now but last night he made an appearance. Drink all day by myself, hit on a girl with a boyfriend, almost get into a fight with said boyfriend, go to bed at 5 when I had to be up at 7 for work, go into work still tipsy. Today/tonight will be worse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Ah last night of a conference drunk. You're not "Tuesday night, 2 a.m., Karaoke "don't stop believin'" drunk...but you're pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy_Soxer Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Mar 16, 2012 -> 05:50 PM) Then slap yourselves in the face because you're a bunch of dudes playing Wii together. They could be playing the N64 version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 So why the f*** does Ferris Bueller hang out with a kid wearing a Red Wings jersey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 QUOTE (Indy_Soxer @ Mar 31, 2012 -> 12:03 PM) They could be playing the N64 version. There is plenty of time to say I was playing anything but N64, plenty of fun. As perhaps the N63 version, only one in group that could beat it, including the annoying as f*** Water Temple. And reading book 3 of game of thrones, definitely enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 MLB featuring Ken Griffey for the N64 was too legit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Oh god what a weekend. Playing poker with a couple of old college buddies when a girl comes to my door. I say "Whats up" and she sticks her tongue down my throat which was just awesome. I turn to my buddies and tell them to GTFO (I literally said "Get the f*** out"), and proceed to play strip blackjack...yes, blackjack...which ended up being awesome. She said I have a nice ass and then she said I have a nice dick. I thanked her. I unfortunately did not get laid but I got to play with boobies which was awesome. Oh and she is 19 and I met her 15 minutes before that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 (edited) QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 15, 2012 -> 11:41 PM) Oh god what a weekend. Playing poker with a couple of old college buddies when a girl comes to my door. I say "Whats up" and she sticks her tongue down my throat which was just awesome. I turn to my buddies and tell them to GTFO (I literally said "Get the f*** out"), and proceed to play strip blackjack...yes, blackjack...which ended up being awesome. She said I have a nice ass and then she said I have a nice dick. I thanked her. I unfortunately did not get laid but I got to play with boobies which was awesome. Oh and she is 19 and I met her 15 minutes before that. Sounds like a lot of effort to not get laid for your trouble. Edited April 16, 2012 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 15, 2012 -> 10:41 PM) Oh god what a weekend. Playing poker with a couple of old college buddies when a girl comes to my door. I say "Whats up" and she sticks her tongue down my throat which was just awesome. I turn to my buddies and tell them to GTFO (I literally said "Get the f*** out"), and proceed to play strip blackjack...yes, blackjack...which ended up being awesome. She said I have a nice ass and then she said I have a nice dick. I thanked her. I unfortunately did not get laid but I got to play with boobies which was awesome. Oh and she is 19 and I met her 15 minutes before that. That just sounds like an epic fail on your part to not close the deal, I'm disappointed in you. Friday night was one of the most fun days/nights I can remember having in a long time, start tailgating/drinking at 10:00 and don't stop boozing until 3 in the morning, add that to White Sox baseball and good looking girls and life doesn't get much better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I did say quite a few things that I believe are so NSFW that I won't repeat them here, but the reason I didn't get laid was because she said she is allergic to latex and that was all I had, and even as drunk as I was, I wasn't about to go bareback. It was still fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 12:39 PM) I did say quite a few things that I believe are so NSFW that I won't repeat them here, but the reason I didn't get laid was because she said she is allergic to latex and that was all I had, and even as drunk as I was, I wasn't about to go bareback. It was still fun. While I am certain you are utterly intoxicating to women, this was probably wise, considering there was such a short interlude between meeting her and playing strip card games... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 QUOTE (iamshack @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 12:44 PM) While I am certain you are utterly intoxicating to women, this was probably wise, considering there was such a short interlude between meeting her and playing strip card games... I got what I could. It is very flattering though when a girl you just met tells you that you have a "nice dick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.