Steve9347 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 12:46 PM) I got what I could. It is very flattering though when a girl you just met tells you that you have a "nice dick." Especially a chick like that, because you know she's seen a lot of them. Drunk, I'm surprised you were able to not suggest the bareback approach. Smart, but not the easiest decision to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 12:46 PM) I got what I could. It is very flattering though when a girl you just met tells you that you have a "nice dick." But did she say it was ferociously cute? Thought not. Heads 1, Wite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 05:01 PM) But did she say it was ferociously cute? Thought not. Heads 1, Wite 0 A girl has called your dick "ferociously cute?" I'm pretty sure that means the score is actually: Heads: -1000 Everyone Else: A Hell of a lot better than that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 QUOTE (farmteam @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 07:10 PM) A girl has called your dick "ferociously cute?" I'm pretty sure that means the score is actually: Heads: -1000 Everyone Else: A Hell of a lot better than that I know I've spent too much time on this site when I can remember heads referencing this before. Awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) What does ferociously cute even mean? Is it like the little engine that could? Edited April 17, 2012 by witesoxfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I hate all of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 08:26 PM) What does ferociously cute even mean? Is it like the little engine that could? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 09:26 PM) What does ferociously cute even mean? Is it like the little engine that could? QUOTE (Heads22 @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 09:38 PM) I hate all of you QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 09:26 PM) What does ferociously cute even mean? Is it like the little engine that could? ...and on your left, you'll see the world's smallest sundial... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 08:26 PM) What does ferociously cute even mean? Is it like the little engine that could? We've already discussed what it means in private. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 sure do enjoy veishea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Should I continue to drink or go to bed? You've got 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 By 20, I meant 8. Sox Win, Keep Drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I love drunk talking with ex's. I actually made the call, because there was a bunch of s*** I needed to get off my chest. And, quite frankly, 12 beers makes it a lot easier to get off. So then I find out that her boyfriend is moving to SanFran while she lives in Seattle. And that they are breaking up "temporarily" and she is "going to find out what its like to be independent" or some stupid s***. Think I mentioned something along those lines on this board here or there, and if not, WELL THAN BY JIMINY IT DOES SOUND AWFULLY FAMILIAR DONT IT JACOBS /over-exaggerated and poorly carried over English accent I think that relationship s*** is buried somewhere in THAT thread. This is the drunk thread. I have the reign of freedom to call her a dumb stupid b**** who should have done this a long time ago because then she wouldn't feel bad about hooking up with 19 year olds, but who am I kidding? SHE IS GOD. Well, Widger is actually God. And compared to him...well, f***, I don't know. Jesus Christ gave his own skin and blood to feed the hungry (or something), but Chris Widger...man, he gave his heart to that 2005 White Sox team. Did Jesus ever give his heart? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah BTW, speaking of reign want to have babies with the Pearl Jam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 12:57 PM) Especially a chick like that, because you know she's seen a lot of them. Drunk, I'm surprised you were able to not suggest the bareback approach. Smart, but not the easiest decision to make. Just to follow up on this, my buddy said "I saw a picture of her. Dude, she was so slutty, she is not allergic to latex, she just wanted you to rail that s***." To which I say, "I will almost certainly never see her again." If I do, and I have non-latex, then either I;m lucky or not lucky and I don't give a f*** either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Is it bad taht I just checked the box score? My boner for Adam Dunn grew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bigruss Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Barcrawl for seniors graduating, ended the night with paramedics and cops checking out a friend as we had to carry her home. Besides that, drunken fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Had 4 shots of green fairy absinthe tonight among countless bears, and other shots. That's how you celebrate your last ever undergrad final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 YOU DRANK WITH BEARS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Who is ready for Cinco de Mayo?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I'm not allowed to drink anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 What a f***ing night last night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 QUOTE (SoxAce @ May 6, 2012 -> 03:47 PM) What a f***ing night last night! 15 hr drink-a-thon for me. Absolute blast, tore that city up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Last week before graduation, it's been a blur. Every day is just wake up, eat, work out, eat, pregame, bars, eat, sleep. If only the bank accounts could make this work longer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 QUOTE (knightni @ May 5, 2012 -> 03:53 AM) YOU DRANK WITH BEARS? Could've, I was pretty damn wasted off that absinthe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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