caulfield12 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 01:13 AM) can I help get her pregnant? You can be the back-up plan, lol. You're like the Rick Hahn in this situation. To tell the truth, I'm 42 and have never had a child or intentionally set about to have sex with the purpose of getting a woman pregnant, so it's making me a bit nervous that I have to perform "under pressure," and I don't think the odds of getting pregnant from just 1-2 times could be much more than 20-30%. The really funny thing is that I just talked to my ex in the Philippines and she doesn't want to get married but she now also wants to have a baby with me in 2013, haha. So I'm going from babyless to Philander Rodman (Dennis' dad) in the span of one week. Knock on wood/crosses fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 02:33 PM) You can be the back-up plan, lol. You're like the Rick Hahn in this situation. To tell the truth, I'm 42 and have never had a child or intentionally set about to have sex with the purpose of getting a woman pregnant, so it's making me a bit nervous that I have to perform "under pressure," and I don't think the odds of getting pregnant from just 1-2 times could be much more than 20-30%. The really funny thing is that I just talked to my ex in the Philippines and she doesn't want to get married but she now also wants to have a baby with me in 2013, haha. So I'm going from babyless to Philander Rodman (Dennis' dad) in the span of one week. Knock on wood/crosses fingers. No pressure. Just hit hit it once a week until 'mission accomplished'. Many men have been in worse predicaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 ColombianCupid.com popped up on the ad banner this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 (edited) QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 03:22 PM) ColombianCupid.com popped up on the ad banner this time. (Warning/disclaimer, the following tangent is not intended to completely derail the thread but posted merely for entertainment purposes in the dead of winter when fake Gavin Floyd trade rumors and Straw Man Arguments over KW are all that are left to entertain now that college bowl season is mercifully over). You would not believe how hot Sofia Vergara was as a blonde at age 20-25. I used to watch her on UNIVISION, there was a show called FUERA DE SERIE that came out with a new program nearly every weekend. Shakira. Esperanza Gomez (google is your friend). If you ever get a chance to go on vacation there (either the Caribbean Coast or Bogota/Cali/Medellin), it's the most beautiful country (overall) that I've ever been in...and it's really not as dangerous as Mexico, Thailand or Russia, not even close. My one year teaching there might have been the most fun I've had in my entire life. Just make sure you like futbol, dancing and drinking/fiestas (in no particular order). Would like to see J4L's recap posts after six weeks spent in Colombia, Venezuela, Brazil and Argentina. Edited January 11, 2012 by caulfield12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 (edited) QUOTE (YASNY @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 03:13 PM) No pressure. Just hit hit it once a week until 'mission accomplished'. Many men have been in worse predicaments. Unfortunately, I have to see my Filipinas this weekend, haha. Looking forward to the white sand beaches...and to seeing Kuala Lumpur/Malaysia and Singapore for the first time. Can cross every Asian country off my bucket list (which also includes going to the observation deck of the 10 tallest buildings in the world, Petronas Towers will be 7, somehow I have to get to Dubai and Mecca for the top 2) except for the compelling vacation locales Myanmar and Bangladesh. I guess technically Bhutan, Brunei, Nepal (was on the Tibet side of Mount Everest) and India count, too. Next "big trip" will be India or Australia, perhaps Egypt if things cool down there a bit more. Japan in October. So sadly, will have to wait for Round 2 beginning of February, as needed. Edited January 11, 2012 by caulfield12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 03:22 PM) ColombianCupid.com popped up on the ad banner this time. Cougarlife.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 04:29 PM) (Warning/disclaimer, the following tangent is not intended to completely derail the thread but posted merely for entertainment purposes in the dead of winter when fake Gavin Floyd trade rumors and Straw Man Arguments over KW are all that are left to entertain now that college bowl season is mercifully over). You would not believe how hot Sofia Vergara was as a blonde at age 20-25. I used to watch her on UNIVISION, there was a show called FUERA DE SERIE that came out with a new program nearly every weekend. Shakira. Esperanza Gomez (google is your friend). If you ever get a chance to go on vacation there (either the Caribbean Coast or Bogota/Cali/Medellin), it's the most beautiful country (overall) that I've ever been in...and it's really not as dangerous as Mexico, Thailand or Russia, not even close. My one year teaching there might have been the most fun I've had in my entire life. Just make sure you like futbol, dancing and drinking/fiestas (in no particular order). Would like to see J4L's recap posts after six weeks spent in Colombia, Venezuela, Brazil and Argentina. That's like saying a murderous kidnapper with a knife isn't as dangerous as a murderous kidnapper with a gun, grenade, or baseball bat embedded with railroad spikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 04:34 PM) Unfortunately, I have to see my Filipinas this weekend, haha. Looking forward to the white sand beaches...and to seeing Kuala Lumpur/Malaysia and Singapore for the first time. Can cross every Asian country off my bucket list (which also includes going to the observation deck of the 10 tallest buildings in the world, Petronas Towers will be 7, somehow I have to get to Dubai and Mecca for the top 2) except for the compelling vacation locales Myanmar and Bangladesh. I guess technically Bhutan, Brunei, Nepal (was on the Tibet side of Mount Everest) and India count, too. Next "big trip" will be India or Australia, perhaps Egypt if things cool down there a bit more. Japan in October. So sadly, will have to wait for Round 2 beginning of February, as needed. Mongolia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 08:15 PM) Mongolia? I will have to go to Ulan Bator or whatever the name of it...and try the BBQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 How about Dunn for Mauer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 12, 2012 Author Share Posted January 12, 2012 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 12, 2012 -> 07:45 AM) How about Dunn for Mauer? I wouldn't touch that contract, even for Dunn or Rios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2012 -> 08:50 AM) I wouldn't touch that contract, even for Dunn or Rios. That's why I asked. I figured the first answer would be "OBviously yes, since you get him out of Target Field". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 12, 2012 Author Share Posted January 12, 2012 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 12, 2012 -> 07:52 AM) That's why I asked. I figured the first answer would be "OBviously yes, since you get him out of Target Field". With his injury history and the money left on his deal? NO way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I see the thread title and then see that it is 8 pages long. My reaction is WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenksycat Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 QUOTE (YASNY @ Jan 12, 2012 -> 10:41 AM) I see the thread title and then see that it is 8 pages long. My reaction is WTF? Time to change your settings for more posts per page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 QUOTE (YASNY @ Jan 12, 2012 -> 11:41 AM) I see the thread title and then see that it is 8 pages long. My reaction is WTF? I think the thread count for the recent KW "inquisition" was a bit more ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 02:33 PM) You can be the back-up plan, lol. You're like the Rick Hahn in this situation. To tell the truth, I'm 42 and have never had a child or intentionally set about to have sex with the purpose of getting a woman pregnant, so it's making me a bit nervous that I have to perform "under pressure," and I don't think the odds of getting pregnant from just 1-2 times could be much more than 20-30%. The really funny thing is that I just talked to my ex in the Philippines and she doesn't want to get married but she now also wants to have a baby with me in 2013, haha. So I'm going from babyless to Philander Rodman (Dennis' dad) in the span of one week. Knock on wood/crosses fingers. yeah, f*** this, I'm sticking to socks and towels for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 12, 2012 -> 01:37 PM) I think the thread count for the recent KW "inquisition" was a bit more ridiculous. That was just hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Now I saw an ad for Russian Love Match. (I couldn't let this thread die) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jan 14, 2012 -> 11:09 PM) Now I saw an ad for Russian Love Match. (I couldn't let this thread die) I've seen 7 straight for Cougarlife.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 (edited) No interest in COUGARS, unless they will give me an AUDI TT as part of their "sponsorship" agreement, haha. Did marry a Russian, however. Beautiful women...but often with icy/cold hearts, just like the winters there. However, if you do succeed, you'll have her heart forever. Before there's a Czech/Slovak/HungaryCupid sighting, I would lump them all in that same general category. Caveat emptor. Edited January 15, 2012 by caulfield12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Had to bump this thread to show Caulfield this article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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