Rex Kickass Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 26, 2012 -> 10:30 AM) He blew a 0.00 BAC. That would indicate no alcohol in his system, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 QUOTE (Rex Kicka** @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 12:30 PM) That would indicate no alcohol in his system, right? Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Muscle relaxers? You know, the sphincter's a muscle. Maybe he s*** his pants and let an ordinary situation get out of hand. Wouldn't be the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 10:33 PM) Muscle relaxers? You know, the sphincter's a muscle. Maybe he s*** his pants and let an ordinary situation get out of hand. Wouldn't be the first time. Funny you say this, truly is. I have told many people that darts story you divulged years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 QUOTE (qwerty @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 11:59 PM) Funny you say this, truly is. I have told many people that darts story you divulged years ago. It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:26 AM) It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. God damn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Its Ozzie Guillen's fault Bobby Jenks took muscle relaxers and got a DUI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:26 AM) It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. It's like RAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaAAAIn on your wedding day It's a free riiiiiide when you already payed It's the good advice, that ya just didn't take But who woulda thought, it figured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 03:05 AM) It's like RAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaAAAIn on your wedding day It's a free riiiiiide when you already payed It's the good advice, that ya just didn't take But who woulda thought, it figured? I now blame you for it raining on me while walking from the train to work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 07:56 AM) I now blame you for it raining on me while walking from the train to work today. I'm sure it was a free ride when you'd already paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 06:08 PM) I'm sure it was a free ride when you'd already paid. You guys are so out of the Soxtalk patio party after I win the lottery tonight. Milkman too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 06:27 PM) You guys are so out of the Soxtalk patio party after I win the lottery tonight. Milkman too. Hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 09:01 PM) Hey! That'll teach you to rick-roll me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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