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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 10:33 PM)
Muscle relaxers? You know, the sphincter's a muscle. Maybe he s*** his pants and let an ordinary situation get out of hand. Wouldn't be the first time.

 

Funny you say this, truly is. I have told many people that darts story you divulged years ago.

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:26 AM)
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

 

It's like RAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaAAAIn on your wedding day

It's a free riiiiiide when you already payed

It's the good advice, that ya just didn't take

But who woulda thought, it figured?

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QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 03:05 AM)
It's like RAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaAAAIn on your wedding day

It's a free riiiiiide when you already payed

It's the good advice, that ya just didn't take

But who woulda thought, it figured?

 

I now blame you for it raining on me while walking from the train to work today.

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