GASHWOUND Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 http://www.pcgamer.com/eyewitness/eyewitne...2003-06-05.html Nine out of ten clergy, feminists, and legislators agree — these games will rot your brain! Grand Theft Auto III may currently rank highest on the moral brigade’s hit list, but it’s far from being the first game to warrant such dubious praise. For as long as there’ve been videogames, there’ve been naysayers alarmed at the medium’s possible effects on the squeamish and the impressionable. (Anyone remember 1976’s Death Race?) Here are the 10 games that have twisted the most panties over the PC’s glorious lifetime. If you play one and it turns you into a depraved, raving sociopath, don’t sue us…we warned you! 10. Shadow Warrior Released: May 1997 The game: 3D Realms recycled Duke Nukem 3D’s Build engine to create this first-person shooter that followed the adventures of crouching ninja, not-so-hidden stereotype Lo Wang. The controversy: Not surprisingly, Japanese-Americans weren’t exactly thrilled to see their cultural heritage reduced to clichéd double entendres and offensive pigeon “Engrish,” leading to cries of racism. Number sold: 118,500 copies The aftermath: Once the game came and went, so did the controversy. In the end, Shadow Warrior just wasn’t enticing enough to make as lasting an impression as Duke Nukem 3D. 9. Carmageddon Released: 1997 The game: Sort of a 3D Death Race, it puts you in a lethal car race where you earn money by causing damage — which includes running over hapless pedestrians. The controversy: It was the “running over hapless pedestrians” part that outraged parents. The glorification of ramming innocent bystanders into bloody hood ornaments — for money — rubbed some people the wrong way. Fancy that. Number sold: 117,228 copies The aftermath: My, what wide-eyed innocents we were back in 1997. The original Carmageddon ended up being ported to most consoles — including the kiddy-oriented Game Boy Color. 8. Duke Nukem 3d Released: January 1996 The game: An overmuscular buzzcut psycho defends the Earth from aliens in this first-person 3D shooter that cemented the position of one of PC gaming’s most enduring pseudo-celebrities. The controversy: Duke routinely forked out dollar bills for pole-straddling strippers to “shake it, baby,” or euthanized suffering (and nude) women who’d plead with him to “killlll meeee.” Some found Duke misogynistic. Number sold: 1,252,035 copies The aftermath: The game’s alleged sexism — nothing more than you’d find on TV during sweeps — didn’t stop Duke. A sequel has been in development since the late Jurassic era. 7. Phantasmagoria Released: 1995 The game: In a marked departure from designer/writer Roberta Williams’ King’s Quest series, you play as a young wife exposing the secrets of a deadly old mansion you’ve just moved into. The controversy: In addition to blood and gore, it had sex, partial nudity, and — in a cut-scene that generated the most controversy — a brutal rape. Number sold: 301,138 copies The aftermath: Despite the game’s self-censoring option, Australia banned Phantasmagoria entirely, and some retail stores in the United States refused to sell it. But it was still popular enough to spawn a sequel, Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh. 6. Soldier of Fortune Released: 2000 The game: As mercenary-for-hire John Mullins, your job is to find four stolen nukes, dispatching any assorted scum who interfere. The controversy: Some charged that the action was a little too realistic. SOF’s location-sensitive damage model let you blow off body parts, leaving bloody stumps and howls of pain from the blow-ees. The all-too-human enemies begged for their lives and doubled over in agony after searing crotch shots. Number sold: 298,563 copies The aftermath: Still the goriest shooter of all time, SOF is often held up as an example of violence in videogames, but it was successful enough to launch a sequel and be ported to the major consoles. 5. Kingpin Released: June 1999 The game: As a two-bit thug, you whack marks with lead pipes, flamethrowers, grenades, and shotguns in a first-person shooter that asks, “Who the f**k are you lookin’ at, mother******?” The controversy: Kingpin’s abundant blood and smack-talking obscenities had the industry bracing for an all-out attack by political pundits. Number sold: 76,189 copies The aftermath: Inevitably, the game tried too hard to be controversial — the cartoonish violence undercut whatever shock value was to be found in the four-letter language. Developer Xatrix went out of business right after Kingpin’s release. 4. Everquest Released: 1999 The game: This fantasy-based massively multiplayer RPG sucked players into a persistent online world where you can live virtually forever…as long as you keep up your monthly subscription. The controversy: EverQuest became controversial after the highly publicized Thanksgiving 2001 suicide of Shawn Woolley — committed, alleges his mother, because of Woolley’s addiction to EQ. The game has been widely referred to as “EverCrack.” Number sold: 559,948 copies The aftermath: In spite of Mrs. Woolley’s threatened lawsuit to mandate warning labels advising that EQ is dangerously addictive, the game is as popular as ever. 3. Panty Raider Released: 2000 The game: An “adventure” game where you must help horny aliens take pictures of scantily clad models — or they’ll destroy the world! (The aliens, not the models.) The controversy: Panty Raider’s sophomoric sex antics garnered the attention of parents’ group Dads & Daughters, which touted the game to CNN and USA Today as an example of videogaming’s degradation of women. Number sold: 28,692 copies The aftermath: “[The controversy] definitely helped it,” says Simon & Schuster Interactive’s publicity director, Peter Binazeski. “If it wasn’t for parenting groups latching onto it, I don’t think it would’ve [sold] as well as it did.” 2. Postal Released: 1998 The game: In short, you’re an armed-to-the-teeth loony who goes on a major killing spree in this isometric action game. The controversy: In Postal you aren’t gunning down aliens, demons, or criminals — your targets are the innocent human inhabitants of a small town. Mail carriers, and the Postmaster General in particular, were also offended by the game’s name. Number sold: 49,036 copies The aftermath: Postal’s serial-killer plotline is mitigated by the game’s less-than-realistic visuals. Developer Running With Scissors is banking on the controversy: FPS Postal 2 promises to be more twisted than the original. 1. Doom Released: 1993 The game: A space marine faces level after level of demons and other denizens of hell in this first-person shooter that revolutionized the game industry. The controversy: Dubbed a “mass-murder simulator” by critics like Lt. Col. David Grossman, DOOM is still being touted as Public Enemy No. 1 by concerned citizens a full 10 years after its release. The quintessential “violent game,” it has seemingly been blamed for everything from school shootings to bedwetting, and everything in-between. Number sold: 601,773 copies* The aftermath: Since the main brunt of the controversy didn’t emerge until well after the PC version had become a classic, sales were never affected. Despite looking their advanced age, the DOOM games are the most ported titles in history, even appearing on the Game Boy Advance and Pocket PC. *Does not include non-retail shareware sales. the only game I played was DOOM...I may of played one of those other games, but I just have forgotten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 I've played Doom....and I've played a Duke Nukem game before too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 At one time, "Cowboys and Indians" was the one they were concerned about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Duke Nukem was basically a clone of doom. Same concept, same look, just different "bad guys". Game was fun, I've got 2 or 3 of the games sitting here by my computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 No Pebble Beach Golf on that list..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 I've played Doom....and I've played a Duke Nukem game before too. DOOM IS THE s***! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE LOW HEALTH AND YOU GET HIT BY A ROCKET AND THE LITTLE FACE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN EXPLODES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Where's the first Mortal Kombat? That was all the controversial rage back in the early 90's. It was the biggest thing, I was blown away when I heard that there was a video game where guys fight and kill each other, and there was blood!!! It's so funny because it is so tame compared to the GTA's of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 I've played all but numbers 7, 4, and 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 I've played all but numbers 7, 4, and 3. You seemed to turn out ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASHWOUND Posted August 14, 2003 Author Share Posted August 14, 2003 Where's the first Mortal Kombat? That was all the controversial rage back in the early 90's. It was the biggest thing, I was blown away when I heard that there was a video game where guys fight and kill each other, and there was blood!!! It's so funny because it is so tame compared to the GTA's of the world. I think these are just PC games...obviously if we were talking about all systems MK would probabaly rank in the top 3.....FINISH HIM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 I think these are just PC games...obviously if we were talking about all systems MK would probabaly rank in the top 3.....FINISH HIM! Aw, hells yes! That game was awesome. It was one of the first button smash games IIRC. I loved that line. So cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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