The Critic Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Now that it appears likely that Pete Rose will be reinstated, AND since the rumor is that he won't even have to admit to betting on baseball ( highly UNLIKELY, if you ask me ), I thought I should come up with a list of THE TOP 10 Things Pete Rose will have to admit to in order to gain reinstatement 10. Still wears tight old Reds uniform under clothes 9. Appearing at WWF pay-per-views is more embarrassing than lifetime ban 8. Met with John Henry Williams about freezing DNA - backed out when he realized you have to be dead first 7. Why the bad haircuts? You guessed it.....LOST A BET 6. Both testicles crushed by head-first slides gone wrong 5. Always thought Marge Schott was "kind of a MILF" 4. Always thought Schottzi was "kind of a DILF" 3. Finally admits that Pete Rose Jr. is actually a daughter 2. Accidentally bet on Jose Rijo to win the Kentucky Derby and the NUMBER ONE THING Pete Rose will have to admit to gain reinstatement IS..... The nickname "Hit King"???.......kinda gay..... Thank you.....thank you very much.....please tip the waitresses, they work hard.....try the veal.....I'll be here all week, two shows on Friday and Saturday......goodnight!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 ENCORE, ENCORE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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