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Sarcastic Tex needs to ride back in on this one.

 

The amount of money argument is interesting. $20,000,000 is honorable, $20 is not? I'm not so certain about that. And if there really is honor in appearing in a porn movie then your mom, daughter, sister or wife appearing would be something a guy would be proud of. Imagine this scenario . . .

 

Ted, I am so glad we saw you, our daughter Jenny's new movie just come out. It's called Horney Games, it's a spoof of Hunger Games but here the tribute who services the most guys in 24 hours gets to live, lol. You should see her in one scene, she's servicing four guys at once! I don't want to spoil the ending but she looks like a glazed donut. She earned $5,000 for this movie, her biggest payday ever. Anyway, we're having a few neighbors over to watch it. Nothing fancy just some pasta and breadsticks.

 

I'll be there, I can still remember Jenny running around the neighborhood. You know we all are so proud of her. And wow, she earned $5,000 for the movie? My daughter Emma has to work two months as a dental hygienist to earn that kind of money and it's embarrassing that she has her hands in other people's mouths all day. You are so lucky that Jenny has the *wink* assets for that kind of work.

 

Now Ted, don't be down on her, not every girl has the T&A to be in the adult movie business like our Jenny. Plus after a movie like this, Jenny always needs a good dental hygienist! See you Saturday.

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QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Apr 24, 2012 -> 08:09 PM)
I know this was sarcasm, but it is actually true.

 

Porn stars have the choice, they make a lot of money and they arent attacked or murdered for having sex/being naked/etc.

 

And btw, I do not agree that they make "a lot of money". There are a few that do, but most are not paid much at all. Entry level, no pun intended, pays a couple hundred bucks per scene. Once an actor becomes known they can and do make a lot more, but like in any profession, you have to start somewhere and it isn't making the huge dollars.

 

And I understand no one actually stated this but I've been chuckling at the thought of porn as an honorable profession and thought of this scenario

 

You are attending the Christa McAuliffe Elementary School PTA meeting and you hear this acceptance speech . . .

 

"I can't believe you have voted me Mom of the Year! Imagine the honor of being paid $1,500 for double anal penetration in my last movie AND Mom of the Year! It's almost too much to believe. Someone should write a movie about this

 

:lolhitting

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Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment. Egypt's National Council for Women is campaigning against the changes, saying that 'marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country's human development'.

 

what is this I don't even

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Apr 26, 2012 -> 07:51 AM)
Am I to presume Tex is one of those crazy anti-porn people?

 

 

No. I just do not see the honor in it. I believe it is one step lower than being a hooker. It's still being paid to have sex, only now other people can watch.

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