ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 In a move that was no surprise to anyone, Paul Konerko is currently being investigated for computer parts. His hot start to the season at age 36 was suspicious enough, but after being hit in the "eye" with a pitch last Friday vs. the Cubs, Konerko proceeded to hit .600 with 2 HR, 4 2B, and 6 RBI in the following week. This amazing feat is what really caught the eye of commish Bud Selig. Selig said he plans to transport Konerko to a nearby testing facility in St. Louis where it was determined that Albert may have also been of the Android variety just a few years ago. This picture surfaced earlier in the day, which shows Konerko playing backyard baseball with his "little brother". It's not confirmed, but it appears to have been taken before he had his human shell made, that he uses today. In a statement about the matter, Konerko said, "Beep boop beep boop boop", and then proceeded to scratch out a series of 1's and 0's in to the podium. Stay tuned for continuous updates as this story unfolds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That funky motion Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 The title of this made my freak out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (That funky motion @ May 26, 2012 -> 09:13 PM) The title of this made my freak out. 'Twas the point, my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingandalongonetoleft Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Same here. Stomach dropped, although I had a feeling it might be a Devin Hester Paul Konerko, you are ridiculous type of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That funky motion Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 26, 2012 -> 09:15 PM) 'Twas the point, my friend! I figured. It was just my way of saying, mission accomplished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Dumbest thread ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (JoshPR @ May 26, 2012 -> 09:22 PM) Dumbest thread ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 THIS IS ALL KENNY WILLIAMS FAULT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I want you banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 26, 2012 -> 10:26 PM) Lol good one, sorry man didn't mean it that way, I should have said silly or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Joe, start running, because I am about to murder you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (JoshPR @ May 27, 2012 -> 02:22 AM) Dumbest thread ever Very dumb. I didn't worry because he's so hot, I knew it was a joke. If he was only hitting about .280 I'd have fallen for it probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I actually found it funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 26, 2012 -> 09:26 PM) Is that you, Joe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 The powerball number tonight? 14. Coincidence? I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (iamshack @ May 26, 2012 -> 10:26 PM) Is that you, Joe? That's where the "Joe Cool" nickname came from, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 NEVER FORGET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (iamshack @ May 26, 2012 -> 10:26 PM) Is that you, Joe? I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 26, 2012 -> 09:26 PM) I thought that was a Cub hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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