NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/08/15/...call/index.html I CAN SEE IT NOW MODERATOR: So, Mr. Scwartzenegger. What qualifies you to be governor of this great state. ARNOLD: "MY CPU IS A NEURAL NET PROCESSOR, A LEARNING COMPUTER" GARY COLEMAN: " WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT ACTOR MAN?" MODERATOR: "Ok moving on, Mr. Flynt. How will you address the state's 38 Billion dollar deficit?" LARRY FLYNT: "I WILL SELL HUSTLER MAGAZINE AND DVD PORN ON THE STEPS OF THE STATE CAPITOL AND IN HIGH SCHOOLS ACROSS THE STATE." MODERATOR: "Won't people object to that?" LARRY FLYNT: "ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT PORN SHOVED IN THEIR FACE IS AN ENEMY OF FREE SPEECH!!!" MODERATOR: "Ok, if you say so. Arnold, how do you plan to deal with illegal immigration?" ARNOLD: "I'LL BE BACK......AS SOON AS MY POLLSTERS TELL ME WHAT MY OPINION SHOULD BE ON THAT." MODERATOR: "THAT'S IT! THIS IS A JOKE! IM OUTTA HERE!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MartePartay Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 arnold will win hands down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 He will probably win. But not before every single one of his movies are used in a newspaper headline, or campaign slogan. Heres my prediction for newspapers across the nation after Arnold wins the recall. "Arnold wins Total Recall" "Arnold terminates the competition" "End of Days........FOR GOV. DAVIS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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