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Pale Hose vs. Piranhas 7/31/2012


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On the day of the deadline, while Kenny works like a madman.

 

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Kenny at work, most likely about to make a splash.

 

THIS GAME'S SONG: "NIGHTRAIN" BY GUNS N' ROSES

 

 

Why? Because like fortified wine we got Liriano cheap, he can be potent, can make you unruly, and if he pitches like he can, we'll all be getting drunk come October.

 

So, without further ado...

 

IN THIS CORNER:

 

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FRANCISCO "NIGHTRAIN" LIRIANO, making his White Sox debut.

 

3-10, 5.31 ERA with the Twins.

 

0.00 ERA with the White Sox, who are the only team to beat him up lately. Don't have to worry about that anymore.

 

VS.

 

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THIS b****

 

4-6, 7.99 ERA.

 

Fun fact: I was at the game against him last week, he got destroyed. It was awesome.

 

SOX ON A LOSING SKID.

 

SHALL THEY REGAIN FORM?

 

AND DEFEAT THEIR RIVALS FROM THE NORTH?

 

THEN LAUGH AT THEIR SUFFERING THIS YEAR?

 

YES.

 

BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS.

 

THIS.

 

IS.

 

WHITE SOX.

 

BASEBALL.

 

 

AND NOW. FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX.

 

 

LINEUPS TO BE ANNOUNCED, BUT MOST LIKELY:

 

ALEJANDRO DE AZA - CF

 

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KEVIN YOUKILIS - 3B

 

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ADAM "DONKEY" DUNN - DH

 

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PAUL - "KONG*" KONERKO - 1B

*Also known as: The Captain, Paulie, The Professor, NEVER FORGET, PK. Kong used here because Donkey Kong is powerful.

 

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ALEX RIOS - RF

 

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A.J. PIERZYNSKI - C

 

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DAYAN "THE CUBAN TANK" VICIEDO - LF

 

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ALEXEI "THE CUBAN MISSLE" RAMIREZ - SS

 

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GORDON "BACON SLAYER" BECKHAM - 2B

 

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I don't see Liriano grinding through a start like Floyd and Sale have recently. He's either gonna dominate or get shelled.

 

Hopefully the offense can destroy Blackburn

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QUOTE (greg775 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 04:10 PM)
Do you guys/gals sense that because of our injuries and dead arm of Sale we are destined to play in the one game Wild Card playoff? I think that is the Sox destiny this season.

I'd take it and I'll take any of the Sox's starters against whoever the Angels/Rangers have to put out there. It'll at least be a good fight.

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QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 03:25 PM)
Dan Hayes ‏@DanHayesCSN

 

De Aza 8, Youk 5, Dunn DH, Konerko 3, Rios 9, AJ 2, Viciedo 7, Ramirez 6, Beckham 4. #WhiteSox lineup vs. #MNTwins

 

Good, I don't have to edit the original post.

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