Dr. Pepper and Porn

[caulfield12]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown...Y3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

 

 

Saw this article at yahoo sports and thought it was quite hilarious (about Dolphins WR Chad Johnson considering porn career, music career and smoking weed with Gene Simmons of all people).

 

So, seeing as TEX has all these off-the-wall survey questions (he hasn't hit in the "Are You a Civil War Buff?" one yet)...thought I would throw a few out there as well.

 

As far as Dr. Pepper goes, I grew up with in Texas whenever I would go to visit my dad's family during the summers. I'll pick specific restaurants just for Dr. Pepper refills (KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Chili's, etc.) and miss it the most of anything (well, maybe 2nd to Hostess powdered mini donettes) when I'm outside the States.

 

In China, we basically only have Coke and Sprite, and some kind of orange drink like Fanta, but different brand. Diet sodas are rare, and I've only seen Dr. Pepper once, and that was being sold by ex-pats who actually brought it with them into China and were selling it for $2.50 per can.

Edited August 2, 2012 by caulfield12

[cabiness42]

I've been to the "real sugar" Dr. Pepper plant in Dublin, Texas. Was some good stuff.

 

Today, however, I'm a diet-only soda consumer, but Dr. Pepper TEN is definitely my favorite.

 

Being married and not having anything close to the body to do porn, the second question is a bit to hypothetical for me to really answer.

[Balta1701]

This thread title gave away the identity of its author.

[ChiSox_Sonix]

This thread title gave away the identity of its author.

 

And the randomness of the answer options confirmed it

[southsider2k5]

And the randomness of the answer options confirmed it

 

My post was going to be "WTF?", but this works as well.

[Soxbadger]

I dont like Dr. Pepper and Id let someone pay me to have sex with women. As long as they were reasonably attractive.

[clyons]

Dr. Pepper is fine once in a while for a "change of pace" cola.

 

I would not pursue porn as a second job. If I pursued it, it would be as my primary career, which I could then retire from as a multi-millionaire. I'm that awesome.

[caulfield12]

And the randomness of the answer options confirmed it

 

 

What would non-random responses be, exactly, if the question was about participating in porn?

 

 

Whenever I see their avatars, maybe it's southsidedon or milkman (sorry for misidentifying in advance)....it makes me crack up because there's an African-American girl with a huge bubble butt. Not only that, but these girls are famous enough to be instantly recognizable to multiple people, somehow.

 

Living in China, it's just so the OPPOSITE of every girl there....it cracks me up every time imagining any Asian girl having an ass like that. That girl just doesn't exist in the world (although I'm sure someone will find an example of an Asian girl on the internet SOMEHOW).

 

 

Edited August 2, 2012 by caulfield12

[Balta1701]

What would non-random responses be, exactly, if the question was about participating in porn?

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes with caveats I wrote below..."

[ChiSox_Sonix]

What would non-random responses be, exactly, if the question was about participating in porn?

 

How are these not random?

 

I would do it, but only in Europe/The Valley

I would do it, but only with non-white girls

I have an Asian fetish

 

And a simple Yes/No suffices for the dr pepper one. I like Dr Pepper, but it's not my favorite soda. But with your wording neither answer fits

[caulfield12]

Dr. Pepper is fine once in a while for a "change of pace" cola.

 

I would not pursue porn as a second job. If I pursued it, it would be as my primary career, which I could then retire from as a multi-millionaire. I'm that awesome.

 

 

So it's like the Circle-K change-up (Mario Soto) of soft drinks. I like that. And Mr. Pibb sucks, by the way. Any Dr. Pepper fan can instantly recognize the difference in a milli-second.

[caulfield12]

How are these not random?

 

I would do it, but only in Europe/The Valley

I would do it, but only with non-white girls

I have an Asian fetish

 

And a simple Yes/No suffices for the dr pepper one. I like Dr Pepper, but it's not my favorite soda. But with your wording neither answer fits

 

That's just because I was trying to identify the TRUE Dr. Pepper fans...and forcing everyone into the other category.

 

Actually....it's interesting, most people I know hate it, if it's not their favorite. I never thought of there being so many who were kind of "mehhhh" about it, drinking it if there's no other choice.

 

Oh, well...too late to undo it now. Just bored on offday.

 

Wish I wouldn't have given up on the Rangers/Angels game though last night....almost gave up on the Red Sox/Tigers. Baseball withdrawal symptoms, I guess.

[FlaSoxxJim]

Quite like Dr. Pepper, but pretty much cut it out with all the other sugary soft drinks. When I run into Diet Dr. Pepper at a restaurant I get it. Not as good as the real stuff but still tasty.

 

Me starting up in a career of porn? Is there a big market for porn gag reels?

 

[knightni]

Diet Cherry Dr Pepper is good, but I'm trying to wean myself away from sodas.

 

Porn... I'm not really mentally or physically ready to do a job like that.

[Quin]

I thought this was going to about Dr. Pepper starting a porn company or denouncing porn.

[Soxbadger]

One thing I can definitely say is I prefer Caufield's new icon.

[Jake]

My reaction to this thread is "I love caulfield"

[Jordan4life_2007]

Dr. Pepper sucks. Almost as bad as the worst soft drink ever made, cream soda. Porn? If I can get a 3-some with snookie and jwoww? Hellz yeah. Besides that? Not interested even if it was presented to me. Most porn girls are gross. I couldn't imagine banging a girl that i knew going in that she had taken probably 150 loads in her mouth. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

[SoxFan1]

Dr. Pepper sucks, but I try to no drink any pop anyway.

 

As far as porn, I chose option #2.

[iamshack]

Dr. Pepper sucks, but I try to no drink any pop anyway.

 

As far as porn, I chose option #2.

How would your parents ever know?

 

I would be more concerned about my own children...

 

The thing about porn is unless you are Ron Jeremy or Peter North, no one remembers the dudes. I am sure there are male porn stars walking around LA that no one has a clue who they are.

 

I would totally do it if there was real money in it for men, but I don't think there is.

 

Now if I was a woman...

[caulfield12]

Dr. Pepper sucks. Almost as bad as the worst soft drink ever made, cream soda. Porn? If I can get a 3-some with snookie and jwoww? Hellz yeah. Besides that? Not interested even if it was presented to me. Most porn girls are gross. I couldn't imagine banging a girl that i knew going in that she had taken probably 150 loads in her mouth. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

 

 

No, not the dreaded cream soda. That's one of those drinks, like root beer, that tastes good for the first 1/3rd of the drink because you're craving the taste and then you struggle to finish it.

 

It would be like trying to chug a whole VESS or generic cola.

 

Speaking of suddenly out of the limelight in terms of his porn star fixation, where are Tiger Woods and his collection of girls? You'd have to think the paparazzi are still trying to catch him with a new girl, but very little has been written about that aspect of his life, almost 3 year later. Has he become a monk? Or just never goes out? If he went to strip bars or clubs like Scores in NYC (where the Yankees and Howard Stern types frequent), wouldn't it be splashed all over the cover of the Enquirer?

 

Also, has anyone seen THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE, the Soderbergh movie starring Sasha Grey?

[ChiSox_Sonix]

Dr. Pepper sucks. Almost as bad as the worst soft drink ever made, cream soda. Porn? If I can get a 3-some with snookie and jwoww? Hellz yeah. Besides that? Not interested even if it was presented to me. Most porn girls are gross. I couldn't imagine banging a girl that i knew going in that she had taken probably 150 loads in her mouth. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

 

Heh. Irony.

 

 

[ChiSox_Sonix]

Oh and Cream soda is f***ing great

[caulfield12]

So there's "good/wholesome" slutty (like psuedo celebrities in the Kim K, Paris Hilton or random Playboy model who hangs out with Hef vein, Jenna Jameson, etc.)

Then there's the ones who have probably slept with fewer guys in their personal life, but will do anything in adult videos. Maybe, psychologically, when the same girl does that of her own free volition, then it's okay. Or something like that...

 

J4L, if you found out that Snook took those 150 shots over her lifetime (not at ONE TIME, lol), then would your opinion on her change? It's just the act of doing something like that which bothers you? So 150 guys over her lifetime, individually....okay?

 

In the end, aren't most beautiful women (not going to put Snook in that category) getting PAID somehow for their beauty and youth?

[southsider2k5]

Quite like Dr. Pepper, but pretty much cut it out with all the other sugary soft drinks. When I run into Diet Dr. Pepper at a restaurant I get it. Not as good as the real stuff but still tasty.

 

Me starting up in a career of porn? Is there a big market for porn gag reels?

 

 

You aren't supposed to gag, you are supposed to swall.... oh.