Quin Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 (edited) Play this, then start reading while it goes. Last time we saw our heroes, Jake Peavy out dueled the Twins lone decent starter in Scott Diamond. This was despite the Twins trying to replicate the dome experience by having Span reach via error, only for Mauer to pop out, and trying to rally in the ninth. So, let's get to today's matchup. In this corner... Philiiiiiiiiiiiiiip Huuuuuuuuuuuuumber. 5-5, 5.90 ERA for the man with the White Sox second perfect game in the past few years. VS. THIS b**** Fun fact: Greinke hates pitching at the Cell. Whimp. SOX SHOWED THE TWINS WHY A NEW NON-DOMED STADIUM WAS A MISTAKE. SHALL THEY CONTINUE WITH THEIR WINNING WAYS? AND DEFEAT THE TEAM THAT WAS SO BAD THEY NEEDED A MOVIE ABOUT DIVINE BEINGS NEEDED TO HELP THEM WIN? THEN BASK IN THE GLORY OF SWEET, SUCCULENT VICTORY? YES. BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS. THIS. IS. WHITE SOX. BASEBALL. AND NOW, FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX. LINEUPS TO BE ANNOUNCED. ALEJANDRO DE AZA - CF KEVIN "GREEK GOD OF WALKS" YOUKILIS - 3B ADAM "BIG'UN" DUNN - DH PAUL "THE PROFESSOR" KONERKO - 1B ALEX RIOS - RF AJ PIERZYNSKI - C Angels fans love AJ. DAYAN "THE TANK" VICIEDO - LF Dayan is friend to all. ALEXEI "THE CUBAN MISSILE" RAMIREZ - SS GORDON "BACON SLAYER" BECKHAM - 2B Edited August 3, 2012 by Quinarvy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitoMB345 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 The classic matchup of the two second teams in their respective cities. BEAT THOSE ANGELS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RZZZA Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Humber vs Greinke looks bad on paper, but the Angels played a long, deflating game yesterday so we can hope that their arms are tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitoMB345 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Oh and your threads are easily the most entertaining. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 Fun fact: Kyyle messaged me to get this up while I was getting it up. Now back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Since I cut the cord earlier this year, I can't watch any of these games at home haha. I'll have to go to a friends or a bar to watch any of this series... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 My favorite tweet of the last month: Does it bother anyone that the Angela full name literally translates to "The The Angels Angels"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminor3rd Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Ugh, Greinke is so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 My friend has that Adam Dunn bobblehead. It's pretty great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 (edited) QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 01:16 PM) Fun fact: Kyyle messaged me to get this up while I was getting it up. So you were masturbating. Edited August 3, 2012 by Steve9347 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 02:50 PM) So you were masturbating. well that just became a not so fun fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Grienke can be beaten and we can do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 02:53 PM) well that just became a not so fun fact [in Hawk voice] Y'know Stone Pony, no one could masturbate like Yaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 03:18 PM) [in Hawk voice] Y'know Stone Pony, no one could masturbate like Yaz. There's a birth control joke in there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 02:50 PM) So you were masturbating. Great minds think alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 01:28 PM) My favorite tweet of the last month: Does it bother anyone that the Angela full name literally translates to "The The Angels Angels"? If you have to say it twice, it probably wasn't worth hearing once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noonskadoodle Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 THUNDERSTRUCK!!! ITS ALL GOOD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyDo Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Can we get 11 games up please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 QUOTE (Eminor3rd @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 11:39 AM) Ugh, Greinke is so good. Career at USCF: 2 Wins 7 Losses 5.49 ERA .815 OPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Phil. Her. Up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 02:50 PM) So you were masturbating. Well f*** me for just waking up to post this. Too tired to realize I posted a double entendre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noonskadoodle Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 BOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noonskadoodle Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Anibal Sanchez gets out of hot water in the top of the 1st. Cmon MASTERSON!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noonskadoodle Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 (edited) Tigers up 1-0 through 2 on some horrible d by the Tribe. Edited August 3, 2012 by Noonskadoodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Indians look really bad. No one on their team hitting over .300 since the ASB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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