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I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis

She had a moist vagina

she took the midnight train going anywhere

I said train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

With a heave and a ho

Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang

Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah.

One of these mornings the chain is gonna break

Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools!

Wise Men say

only fools rush in

You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are

Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock

She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite

Dear mother can you hear me laughing?

Mama, I just killed a man

A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died

"Where'd ya get the gun, John?"

Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine

And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me

Tequila

Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy

Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Like a rock, standing arrow straight

I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman .

Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys.

Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition.

Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here.

They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over.

Tell all the folks in Russia and China too

I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world

I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there.

Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan

Hot sweet cherries on the vine

Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem?

Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed.

This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong

And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high.

This is the song that never ends

need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul

I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long

Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart

Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.

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I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis

She had a moist vagina

she took the midnight train going anywhere

I said train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

With a heave and a ho

Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang

Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah.

One of these mornings the chain is gonna break

Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools!

Wise Men say

only fools rush in

You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are

Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock

She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite

Dear mother can you hear me laughing?

Mama, I just killed a man

A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died

"Where'd ya get the gun, John?"

Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine

And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me

Tequila

Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy

Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Like a rock, standing arrow straight

I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman .

Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys.

Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition.

Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here.

They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over.

Tell all the folks in Russia and China too

I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world

I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there.

Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan

Hot sweet cherries on the vine

Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem?

Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed.

This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong

And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high.

This is the song that never ends

need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul

I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long

Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart

Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.

Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table.

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I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis

She had a moist vagina

she took the midnight train going anywhere

I said train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

With a heave and a ho

Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang

Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah.

One of these mornings the chain is gonna break

Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools!

Wise Men say

only fools rush in

You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are

Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock

She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite

Dear mother can you hear me laughing?

Mama, I just killed a man

A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died

"Where'd ya get the gun, John?"

Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine

And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me

Tequila

Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy

Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Like a rock, standing arrow straight

I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman .

Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys.

Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition.

Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here.

They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over.

Tell all the folks in Russia and China too

I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world

I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there.

Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan

Hot sweet cherries on the vine

Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem?

Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed.

This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong

And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high.

This is the song that never ends

need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul

I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long

Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart

Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.

Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table.

Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able

 

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I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis

She had a moist vagina

she took the midnight train going anywhere

I said train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

With a heave and a ho

Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang

Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah.

One of these mornings the chain is gonna break

Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools!

Wise Men say

only fools rush in

You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are

Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock

She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite

Dear mother can you hear me laughing?

Mama, I just killed a man

A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died

"Where'd ya get the gun, John?"

Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine

And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me

Tequila

Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy

Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Like a rock, standing arrow straight

I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman .

Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys.

Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition.

Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here.

They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over.

Tell all the folks in Russia and China too

I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world

I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there.

Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan

Hot sweet cherries on the vine

Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem?

Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed.

This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong

And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high.

This is the song that never ends

need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul

I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long

Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart

Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.

Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table.

Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able

A case of aces done up loose for dealing. A piece of island cooling in the sea.

 

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I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis

She had a moist vagina

she took the midnight train going anywhere

I said train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

With a heave and a ho

Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang

Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah.

One of these mornings the chain is gonna break

Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools!

Wise Men say

only fools rush in

You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are

Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock

She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite

Dear mother can you hear me laughing?

Mama, I just killed a man

A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died

"Where'd ya get the gun, John?"

Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine

And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me

Tequila

Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy

Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Like a rock, standing arrow straight

I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman .

Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys.

Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition.

Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here.

They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over.

Tell all the folks in Russia and China too

I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world

I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there.

Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan

Hot sweet cherries on the vine

Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem?

Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed.

This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong

And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high.

This is the song that never ends

need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul

I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long

Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart

Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.

Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table.

Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able

A case of aces done up loose for dealing. A piece of island cooling in the sea.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start a-meltin' away

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I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis

She had a moist vagina

she took the midnight train going anywhere

I said train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

With a heave and a ho

Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang

Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah.

One of these mornings the chain is gonna break

Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools!

Wise Men say

only fools rush in

You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are

Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock

She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite

Dear mother can you hear me laughing?

Mama, I just killed a man

A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died

"Where'd ya get the gun, John?"

Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine

And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me

Tequila

Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy

Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Like a rock, standing arrow straight

I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman .

Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys.

Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition.

Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here.

They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over.

Tell all the folks in Russia and China too

I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world

I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there.

Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan

Hot sweet cherries on the vine

Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem?

Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed.

This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong

And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high.

This is the song that never ends

need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul

I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long

Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart

Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.

Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table.

Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able

A case of aces done up loose for dealing. A piece of island cooling in the sea.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start a-meltin' away

Its the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend.

 

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I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis

She had a moist vagina

she took the midnight train going anywhere

I said train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

Train kept a-rollin' all night long

With a heave and a ho

Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang

Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah.

One of these mornings the chain is gonna break

Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools!

Wise Men say

only fools rush in

You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are

Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock

She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite

Dear mother can you hear me laughing?

Mama, I just killed a man

A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died

"Where'd ya get the gun, John?"

Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine

And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me

Tequila

Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy

Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Like a rock, standing arrow straight

I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman .

Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys.

Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition.

Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here.

They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over.

Tell all the folks in Russia and China too

I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world

I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there.

Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan

Hot sweet cherries on the vine

Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem?

Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed.

This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong

And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high.

This is the song that never ends

need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul

I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long

Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart

Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.

Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table.

Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able

A case of aces done up loose for dealing. A piece of island cooling in the sea.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start a-meltin' away

Its the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend.

Don't know much about dancing, that's why I got this song. One of my legs is shorter than the other and both of my feet's too long.

 

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