cabiness42 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me Tequila Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Like a rock, standing arrow straight I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman . Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys. Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition. Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here. They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over. Tell all the folks in Russia and China too I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there. Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan Hot sweet cherries on the vine Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem? Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed. This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high. This is the song that never ends need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me Tequila Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Like a rock, standing arrow straight I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman . Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys. Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition. Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here. They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over. Tell all the folks in Russia and China too I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there. Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan Hot sweet cherries on the vine Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem? Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed. This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high. This is the song that never ends need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimne piwo Posted September 17, 2012 Author Share Posted September 17, 2012 I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me Tequila Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Like a rock, standing arrow straight I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman . Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys. Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition. Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here. They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over. Tell all the folks in Russia and China too I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there. Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan Hot sweet cherries on the vine Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem? Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed. This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high. This is the song that never ends need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table. Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me Tequila Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Like a rock, standing arrow straight I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman . Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys. Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition. Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here. They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over. Tell all the folks in Russia and China too I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there. Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan Hot sweet cherries on the vine Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem? Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed. This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high. This is the song that never ends need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table. Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able A case of aces done up loose for dealing. A piece of island cooling in the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me Tequila Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Like a rock, standing arrow straight I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman . Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys. Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition. Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here. They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over. Tell all the folks in Russia and China too I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there. Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan Hot sweet cherries on the vine Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem? Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed. This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high. This is the song that never ends need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table. Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able A case of aces done up loose for dealing. A piece of island cooling in the sea. I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start a-meltin' away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyons Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me Tequila Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Like a rock, standing arrow straight I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman . Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys. Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition. Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here. They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over. Tell all the folks in Russia and China too I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there. Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan Hot sweet cherries on the vine Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem? Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed. This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high. This is the song that never ends need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table. Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able A case of aces done up loose for dealing. A piece of island cooling in the sea. I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start a-meltin' away Its the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me Tequila Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Like a rock, standing arrow straight I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman . Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys. Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition. Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here. They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over. Tell all the folks in Russia and China too I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there. Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan Hot sweet cherries on the vine Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem? Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed. This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high. This is the song that never ends need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table. Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able A case of aces done up loose for dealing. A piece of island cooling in the sea. I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start a-meltin' away Its the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend. Don't know much about dancing, that's why I got this song. One of my legs is shorter than the other and both of my feet's too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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