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How about Scarface:

 

"Say hello to my little friend . . ."

 

"You got a look in your eye . . ."

 

"Say goodnight to the bad guy"

 

Any sentence with an "okay?" or "meng" (for "man") on the end of it. e.g., "We take you to war, okay meng?"

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Quentin Tarantino movies work here.

 

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"I don't need you to tell me how f***ing good my coffee is, okay?"

 

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be telling me about foot massages, I'm the foot f***in' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of them?

Jules: s***, yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothing.

 

5 long years he wore this watch...up his ass

 

If you threw a dart at the script of one of his movies, odds are it will land on something very quotable.

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Aliens

 

"We're dead! we're dog meat pal!"

 

"They mostly come out at night... mostly."

 

"You heard the man and know the drill. Assholes and elbows!"

 

"THey're comin' outta the God damn walls!"

 

"How could they cut the power MAN? They're animals!"

 

A lot of them are Hudson, because he's classic. That's all I got off the top of my head.

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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 03:42 PM)
Aliens

 

"We're dead! we're dog meat pal!"

 

"They mostly come out at night... mostly."

 

"You heard the man and know the drill. Assholes and elbows!"

 

"THey're comin' outta the God damn walls!"

 

"How could they cut the power MAN? They're animals!"

 

A lot of them are Hudson, because he's classic. That's all I got off the top of my head.

You wrote all of those without including "Game Over"?

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I can't watch a game with my friends without a few of these quotes coming up:

 

This guy here is dead!

Cross him off then.

 

Lemme think it over, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line about some white walls. I'll talk to ya later.

 

Forget about he curveball Ricky, give em the heater.

 

Strike this mother f***er out!

 

I say f*** you Jobu, I do it myself!

 

But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your f***in' throat!

 

And for the Indians, that's one run on, let's see...one hit? That's all we got?, one goddamn hit? [Monty: You can't say "goddamn" on the air!] Don't worry; nobody's listening anyway.

 

Juuust a bit outside.

 

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Third Page and NO mention of these three classics?!

 

Goodfellas

"Go home and get your f***ing shinebox"

"How the f*** am I funny, what the f*** is so funny about me?"

"I took care of that thing for you"

"I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."

"It was outta respect."

"What, do you got me on a f***in' pay-no-mind list kid?"

"What am I, a mirage?"

"Make that coffee to go"

"and we couldn't do nothing about it!"

 

 

The Godfather (I or II)

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse"

"It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes"

"My offer to you is this....Nothing"

"He's small potatoes"

"What did he say? badda-beep, badda-boop"

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."

"Don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking"

"keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

"I'm smart, not like everybody says. Not dumb, I'm smart, and I want respect!"

"Can o' peas my ass! That's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver."

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QUOTE (Iwritecode @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 04:38 PM)
I can't watch a game with my friends without a few of these quotes coming up:

 

This guy here is dead!

Cross him off then.

 

Lemme think it over, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line about some white walls. I'll talk to ya later.

 

Forget about he curveball Ricky, give em the heater.

 

Strike this mother f***er out!

 

I say f*** you Jobu, I do it myself!

 

But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your f***in' throat!

 

And for the Indians, that's one run on, let's see...one hit? That's all we got?, one goddamn hit? [Monty: You can't say "goddamn" on the air!] Don't worry; nobody's listening anyway.

 

Juuust a bit outside.

 

On the baseball movie note, Bull Durham has some tremendous quotes:

 

"What's he calling me meat for? I'm the one driving the Porsche"

"Hit the Bull. Trust Me!"

"They're young, scare 'em"

"Candlesticks always make a nice gift"

"Get a hit Crash...Shut up."

 

 

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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 03:42 PM)
Aliens

 

"We're dead! we're dog meat pal!"

 

"They mostly come out at night... mostly."

 

"You heard the man and know the drill. Assholes and elbows!"

 

"THey're comin' outta the God damn walls!"

 

"How could they cut the power MAN? They're animals!"

 

A lot of them are Hudson, because he's classic. That's all I got off the top of my head.

 

"Game over, Man! GAME OVER!!"

 

Every line from Big Lebowski is quotable.

 

"Nice marmot."

 

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

 

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My most quoted movie is probably The Big Lebowski.

 

"Phone's ringing dude"

 

"OVER THE LINE"

 

"Donny you're out of your element"

 

"The ringer must not look empty. It's my dirty undies, the whites."

 

"You see what happens... you see what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass"

 

"That's a bummer man"

 

"That rug really tied to the room together"

 

"Obviously you're not a golfer"

 

"They peed on your f***ing rug."

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QUOTE (NIUSox @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 09:33 PM)
My most quoted movie is probably The Big Lebowski.

 

"Phone's ringing dude"

 

"OVER THE LINE"

 

"Donny you're out of your element"

 

"The ringer must not look empty. It's my dirty undies, the whites."

 

"You see what happens... you see what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass"

 

"That's a bummer man"

 

"That rug really tied to the room together"

 

"Obviously you're not a golfer"

 

"They peed on your f***ing rug."

 

"Shomer f***ing shabbos!"

 

"Don't be fatuous Jeffrey."

 

"Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven? That was me... and six other guys."

 

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QUOTE (Pants Rowland @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 10:40 PM)
Third Page and NO mention of these three classics?!

 

Goodfellas

"Go home and get your f***ing shinebox"

"How the f*** am I funny, what the f*** is so funny about me?"

"I took care of that thing for you"

"I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."

"It was outta respect."

"What, do you got me on a f***in' pay-no-mind list kid?"

"What am I, a mirage?"

"Make that coffee to go"

"and we couldn't do nothing about it!"

 

 

The Godfather (I or II)

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse"

"It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes"

"My offer to you is this....Nothing"

"He's small potatoes"

"What did he say? badda-beep, badda-boop"

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."

"Don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking"

"keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

"I'm smart, not like everybody says. Not dumb, I'm smart, and I want respect!"

"Can o' peas my ass! That's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver."

 

 

Excellent shout on both counts.

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 08:46 PM)
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I'm ashamed to admit that I had not seen that movie until this weekend. When I heard that line I nearly pissed myself. I loved the "and may god have mercy on your soul" at the end.

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Office Space probably gets the most quoting in my world.

 

"If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

 

"Yeah. Did you get that memo? "

 

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

 

I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

 

I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

 

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

 

First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

 

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

 

Yeah, hi... Yeah... Yeah Hi

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QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 28, 2012 -> 07:12 AM)
Office Space probably gets the most quoting in my world.

 

"If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

 

"Yeah. Did you get that memo? "

 

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

 

I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

 

I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

 

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

 

First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

 

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

 

Yeah, hi... Yeah... Yeah Hi

PC Load Letter... What the f*** does that mean!?

 

The best part about that line is that the printer at my high school used to give that error message, so I know exactly what he's talking about.

 

And I use the line in bold a lot at work (obviously kidding of course).

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Ferris Bueller, all the time.

 

"John Lennon was the walrus. I could be the walrus."

 

"Nine times?" "Niiiinne times."

 

"Isms, in my opinion, are not good."

 

"If you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

 

"Bueller...Bueller..."

 

And of course there's the Sandlot....

 

"For-e-ver"

 

"You're killin me smalls!"

 

"Wendy Pfeffercorn!"

 

"Big Chief! The good stuff!"

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