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The Suicide King

 

Never thought I would have the nerve

To hold it straight and never swerve

All my sorrow and all my pain

Covered up with one last stain

A bullet lodged within my head

I'll awake tomorrow to find I'm dead

 

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With one last thought about my lot

I grabbed the thick part of the knot

I looped the loop around my neck

The end was near for my lifelong wreck

Off the bridge, into the gap

My pain is over with a final snap

 

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Sick to death of being depressed

I slip into the tub, still dressed

The toaster sinking like a rock

It's still plugged in, I feel the shock

One last thought before I'm dead

If I'm the toast, I've saved some bread

 

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All of Life's joys that I have missed

The pretty girls I never kissed

In the drawer I find the knife

To bleed the blood to leave this life

Two clean cuts across my wrist

A suicidal injunction: Deceased; I insist

 

 

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The time has come, I'm here at last

The gates are down, I move in fast

Train is on time, it's never been late

I settle in, accept my fate

The car is crushed, I wrecked the train

For once, at last, I feel no pain

 

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A sealed garage is very vital

I start the car and let it idle

Slide over so the horn won't beep

When I fall so deep asleep

Poison stealing my very breath

With peace at last, I'll sleep to death

 

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From far below, I start my trek

To reach the observation deck

I'll make my jump from way up high

Yet falling down, I will not die

It is not the fall that kills, my friend...

But the sudden stop, at the very end

 

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QUOTE (Brian @ Jan 30, 2013 -> 10:23 PM)
Anyone have Geico auto insurance? I have State Farm and my rate is too high for no reason. Geico quoted me much lower at same coverage.

 

I have it. No other place has come close to the rates I have through them. I've only had to use it once so far and it was only for a pick-up and tow, but they covered it completely and it was extremely easy and quick as well

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QUOTE (Brian @ Jan 30, 2013 -> 10:23 PM)
Anyone have Geico auto insurance? I have State Farm and my rate is too high for no reason. Geico quoted me much lower at same coverage.

Also have Geico.

 

Have filed and dealt with a claim through them. They were generally professional and fine while dealing with me, although the repair shop noted a few times how frustrating they get while dealing with Geico since they're slower than other companies at processing their direct bills.

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Don't we have someone here that works for REI? Squirt?

 

I ask because I just had the worst customer service experience (no exaggeration) in my life at my local REI store and I'm stunned. The dude was being a smug asshole and lectured me on why I shouldn't be returning an item that I bought. He wasn't going to do it at first, but said this time he would. He said that they "don't do returns" unless the product is damaged in some way. He also told me REI wasn't a rental store for people to try stuff out and bring it back. Considering all the tags were on the pullover I was returning, I have no idea what the hell he was talking about. Like, yeah dude, I was definitely wearing this around town with all the tags still on it.

 

Anyway, if this is how their customer service people are taught to act, then I'm never shopping there again. And I love REI so it will sadden me to do that. I've spent lots of money there in my life, but never had to return something until now. You'd think they'd treat their long time customers better (not that he had any way of knowing that, except for I guess my membership # was on the receipt).

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