Quin Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jun 20, 2013 -> 08:58 PM) This seems like an extremely effective way to bruise a testicle. Seen more of those in baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Bosh no like eat confetti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Chicago craft beer festival, it was a ripoff but damn it got me to a solid drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Jun 21, 2013 -> 10:33 PM) Chicago craft beer festival, it was a ripoff but damn it got me to a solid drunk. I thought about going, instead I just demolished a case of rolling rock at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenksismyhero Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 STORMS A COMIN' EVERYONE TAKE COVER A storm system approaching from the west has resulted in the National Weather Service issuing a severe thunderstorm watch for all of Northern Illinois tonight. The watch, which warns of hail up to 2 inches in diameter, high winds with gusts as high as 80 m.p.h., frequent lightning and heavy rain that could lead to localized flooding, is in effect until 10 p.m., according to the agency website. In one statement on the website, the agency said of the approaching weather: "These are very dangerous storms." Good thing I have a brand new generator sitting in my garage that won't be used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Jenks, All I can say is what I tell clients. If the worst thing that ever happens to you is that you spent to much on (insert insurance, incorporating) consider yourself lucky. I know that Id rather jinx myself by getting a generator that I never have to use, instead of one day waking up to an apocalypse and saying "Well at least I got a generator." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenksismyhero Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Jun 24, 2013 -> 04:57 PM) Jenks, All I can say is what I tell clients. If the worst thing that ever happens to you is that you spent to much on (insert insurance, incorporating) consider yourself lucky. I know that Id rather jinx myself by getting a generator that I never have to use, instead of one day waking up to an apocalypse and saying "Well at least I got a generator." No I know. It's better to have one in case I need it than wish I had one when I need it. My sister in Rock Island just sent me some pretty crazy pictures of her street. Might have had a tornado blow through as there are several really old trees that were knocked down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 lol Im just kidding with you. Ive been annoyed by much less (bringing and unnecessary umbrella). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenksismyhero Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Further proof the world is ending soon: statues are moving on their own! http://gawker.com/museum-cant-explain-why-...ampaign=morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabiness42 Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 STORMS A COMIN' EVERYONE TAKE COVER Good thing I have a brand new generator sitting in my garage that won't be used. Every five minutes the Weather Channel keeps mentioning that there are 60+ mph winds in the Chicago area and then they show Wrigley Field and mention that the Cubs are not at home today. Not one mention of the Sox, so f*** them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I still don't have power in Rogers Park, f***ing hot and muggy in the apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I work in Elk Grove and as I drove home at the Higgins/Elmhurst intersection, there is a weird "Cash 4 gold" smoke shop type place at the corner. In the parking lot, they have a drive thru coffee stand named Twin Peaks Coffee. Lo and behold, as I drive by I notice that the female server is wearing nothing but a bikini. Heavenly Bodies is across the street, so they may be related, but it's the most random thing in the middle of a heavily industrial area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jun 25, 2013 -> 01:40 PM) I work in Elk Grove and as I drove home at the Higgins/Elmhurst intersection, there is a weird "Cash 4 gold" smoke shop type place at the corner. In the parking lot, they have a drive thru coffee stand named Twin Peaks Coffee. Lo and behold, as I drive by I notice that the female server is wearing nothing but a bikini. Heavenly Bodies is across the street, so they may be related, but it's the most random thing in the middle of a heavily industrial area. Haha I know where that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jun 25, 2013 -> 01:40 PM) I work in Elk Grove and as I drove home at the Higgins/Elmhurst intersection, there is a weird "Cash 4 gold" smoke shop type place at the corner. In the parking lot, they have a drive thru coffee stand named Twin Peaks Coffee. Lo and behold, as I drive by I notice that the female server is wearing nothing but a bikini. Heavenly Bodies is across the street, so they may be related, but it's the most random thing in the middle of a heavily industrial area. did u masturb8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 25, 2013 -> 02:42 PM) did u masturb8 "do you need cream in your coffee, sir?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 25, 2013 -> 02:42 PM) did u masturb8 Since I was driving, I kept it hands-free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Countdown to hostess cakes returning. Should be July 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Finally, Ive been having to eat Little Debbie and its just not the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jun 25, 2013 -> 01:40 PM) I work in Elk Grove and as I drove home at the Higgins/Elmhurst intersection, there is a weird "Cash 4 gold" smoke shop type place at the corner. In the parking lot, they have a drive thru coffee stand named Twin Peaks Coffee. Lo and behold, as I drive by I notice that the female server is wearing nothing but a bikini. Heavenly Bodies is across the street, so they may be related, but it's the most random thing in the middle of a heavily industrial area. Haha, I pass this everyday on the way to work as well. It HAS to be related to Heavenly Bodies, just has to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 QUOTE (SnB @ Jun 25, 2013 -> 05:03 PM) Haha, I pass this everyday on the way to work as well. I wonder if the two of you have given each other the finger while driving before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jun 25, 2013 -> 02:45 PM) "do you need cream in your coffee, sir?" My friends and I used to have a joke about the Krispy Kreme "creamers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenksismyhero Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I hate cars. I started to change my oil on Monday night and ended up breaking the oil drain plug. Half of the bolt was stuck in the pan. Had to take the day off work yesterday to take it to the dealer. $100 bucks later, it's fixed and my oil got changed. I guess I should be thankful the dealer didn't screw me by saying I needed a whole new oil pan, but it still sucks. There went all the savings for changing the oil myself the last few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Jun 26, 2013 -> 12:21 PM) I hate cars. I started to change my oil on Monday night and ended up breaking the oil drain plug. Half of the bolt was stuck in the pan. Had to take the day off work yesterday to take it to the dealer. $100 bucks later, it's fixed and my oil got changed. I guess I should be thankful the dealer didn't screw me by saying I needed a whole new oil pan, but it still sucks. There went all the savings for changing the oil myself the last few times. I'm with you on that first sentence. My car needs an oil change, brakes and tires. I could do the first two things myself but I just don't have the time between working, camping and my kids baseball games. On the other hand I really don't want to take it somewhere and spend 3 times the amount. I have another car that I'm planning on giving to my daughter whenever she gets her license that just won't stay running. I have no idea what's wrong with it and I would have to call a tow truck to even get it someplace to have it looked at. I'm debating on whether it's worth dumping more money into it or just selling it for whatever I can get and worry about getting her another car after she actually gets her license and maybe a job to help pay for it. This all on top of getting my renewal for my insurance and seeing my premium has increased. The insurance company says it's because repair/medical costs have increased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Jun 26, 2013 -> 12:21 PM) I hate cars. I started to change my oil on Monday night and ended up breaking the oil drain plug. Half of the bolt was stuck in the pan. Had to take the day off work yesterday to take it to the dealer. $100 bucks later, it's fixed and my oil got changed. I guess I should be thankful the dealer didn't screw me by saying I needed a whole new oil pan, but it still sucks. There went all the savings for changing the oil myself the last few times. well if you wouldnt have broken your drain plug, your savings would still be there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenksismyhero Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Ok, wife. She basically said the same thing to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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