Who killed JFK

[southsider2k5]

I just got done reading that RFK Jr believes the Mafia put a hit on JFK, and that there were multiple shooters... What say you?

[Steve9347]

Your momma.

[witesoxfan]

Neil Armstrong shot him from the moon

[LittleHurt05]

We know it WASN'T Rick Hahn, since he does nothing but sit on his ass.

 

 

[CrimsonWeltall]

I just got done reading that RFK Jr believes the Mafia put a hit on JFK, and that there were multiple shooters... What say you?

 

Yes, multiple doctors shot JFK with vaccines, which caused his head to spontaneously explode.

 

/RFK Jr loves making s*** up

[ptatc]

I confess, I did it AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!

[ChiSox_Sonix]

#BlameJayCutler

[StrangeSox]

it was me

[Quin]

The Templars.

[2nd_city_saint787]

Not exactly on subject but ironically a friend on facebook just posted this...

 

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

 

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

 

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

 

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

 

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

 

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

 

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

 

Now it gets really weird.

 

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

 

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

 

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

 

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

 

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

 

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

 

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

 

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

 

Both assassins were known by their three names.

 

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

 

Now hang on to your seat.

 

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

 

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

 

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

 

And here's the "kicker":

 

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

 

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. (Shoulda said in not with)

 

AND...................:

 

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

Edited January 15, 2013 by 2nd_city_saint787

[Rowand44]

Whoever smellt it, dealt it.

 

ss2k5 did it.

 

Case closed

[southsider2k5]

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp

[Quin]

Not exactly on subject but ironically a friend on facebook just posted this...

 

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

 

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

 

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

 

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

 

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

 

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

 

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

 

Now it gets really weird.

 

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

 

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

 

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

 

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

 

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

 

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

 

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

 

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

 

Both assassins were known by their three names.

 

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

 

Now hang on to your seat.

 

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

 

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

 

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

 

And here's the "kicker":

 

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

 

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. (Shoulda said in not with)

 

AND...................:

 

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

 

Seen this a couple times, but they forget one thing.

 

They were both tall.

 

 

WOOOOOOO

[LittleHurt05]

EINHORN IS FINKLE

 

FINKLE IS EINHORN

[GoSox05]

I just got done reading that RFK Jr believes the Mafia put a hit on JFK, and that there were multiple shooters... What say you?

 

I tend to think he acted alone. I always got the impression that Oswald thought he was going to be this communist hero. That he would kill Kennedy and go to Cuba a hero or something like that, but they really wanted nothing to do with him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Texsox]

I think he was a patsy for someone or some group but was the lone killer. I am planning on taking a course this fall "Did the Beats Kill Kennedy". A favorite professor has a book coming out that is pretty cool about the subject.

 

 

[Soxbadger]

I dont know. I really dont believe that 1 person did it. But anything is possible.

[bigruss]

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

 

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

 

Did he really miss the connection between the Lincoln car company and Lincoln himself? That's like the most obvious one.

[ptatc]

it was me

I thought your hands would burn if they touched a rifle. I don't believe you.

[witesoxfan]

I thought your hands would burn if they touched a rifle. I don't believe you.

 

They would. He shot lasers out of his eyes.

[Texsox]

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp

 

I love their explainations. I did question at first the both on Friday being 1-7 but once I set up the scenario that Lincoln was shot on a Friday there are only seven possibilities for any other day.

[Steve9347]

They would. He shot lasers out of his eyes.

and lightning bolts out of his arse

[chw42]

Not exactly on subject but ironically a friend on facebook just posted this...

 

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

 

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

 

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

 

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

 

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

 

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

 

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

 

Now it gets really weird.

 

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

 

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

 

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

 

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

 

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

 

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

 

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

 

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

 

Both assassins were known by their three names.

 

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

 

Now hang on to your seat.

 

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

 

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

 

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

 

And here's the "kicker":

 

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

 

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. (Shoulda said in not with)

 

AND...................:

 

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

 

So what this basically says is that the guy who killed Lincoln came back from the dead a hundred years later to kill Kennedy under a different name.

[2nd_city_saint787]

So what this basically says is that the guy who killed Lincoln came back from the dead a hundred years later to kill Kennedy under a different name.

 

Precisely.

[BigSqwert]

Rave time!