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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 24, 2013 -> 08:35 AM)
It's a work in progress. Used steel cut oats and used too much yogurt and milk for the amount of oats, but they were still awesome. Didnt use frozen fruit, which was actually a positive in this situation, instead for fresh blueberries. And, to soak up the residual milkgurt, I threw in some frosted wheat shreddies.

 

Haven't had a breakfast that awesome in a long time.

I take pity on your poor, poor soul.

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I tried this overnight oats last night, and it sucked.

 

Ok, it didn't suck...but still.

 

I waited 8+ hours for some Oatmeal. This is the kind of thing that gets you beaten up on the meathead man 'da bears' 'da coach' playground. If you told me you slow cooked some ribs for 8+ hours, you da man...have a beer and chug that b****...but when you tell me you took 8 hours to make some Oatmeal, you need to be thrown in a puddle of mud.

 

All of you.

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:14 AM)
I tried this overnight oats last night, and it sucked.

 

Ok, it didn't suck...but still.

 

I waited 8+ hours for some Oatmeal. This is the kind of thing that gets you beaten up on the meathead man 'da bears' 'da coach' playground. If you told me you slow cooked some ribs for 8+ hours, you da man...have a beer and chug that b****...but when you tell me you took 8 hours to make some Oatmeal, you need to be thrown in a puddle of mud.

 

All of you.

 

Too bad my overnight oats kicked in, I countered you throwing me into the mud, and in turn threw you into the mud.

 

Checkmate!

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:26 AM)
Too bad my overnight oats kicked in, I countered you throwing me into the mud, and in turn threw you into the mud.

 

Checkmate!

 

Wait...not so fast.

 

Mine also kicked in, so I countered your counter and was able to create a stand off...when we both realized Jake was standing there laughing at the whole thing, so we decided to throw him in, instead.

 

Laugh at that, Jakemeister.

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:30 AM)
Wait...not so fast.

 

Mine also kicked in, so I countered your counter and was able to create a stand off...when we both realized Jake was standing there laughing at the whole thing, so we decided to throw him in, instead.

 

Laugh at that, Jakemeister.

 

:o

 

s*** just got real

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 10:30 AM)
Wait...not so fast.

 

Mine also kicked in, so I countered your counter and was able to create a stand off...when we both realized Jake was standing there laughing at the whole thing, so we decided to throw him in, instead.

 

Laugh at that, Jakemeister.

Yeah, but you like boys.

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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:00 AM)
Yer doin' it wrong.

 

Just cutting up fruit and washing it takes longer than 2 minutes.

 

Then all the other ingredients, having to wash the tupperware, etc...

 

It's longer than just a few minutes, no matter how many bs excuses you guys make. And it's still oatmeal. Takes too long for oatmeal. :P

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:04 AM)
Pour the oats

Plop the yogurt

Drench in milk

Shake some protein

 

Stir that s***

Put lid on

 

(Sleep in bed)

 

Open the lid

Drop in blueberries

Close the lid

 

Drive to work

Eat at work

Grow massive erection

 

That...a...lot...of...work...for...some...cold...oatmeal.

 

It's good, but it's a lot of work IMO. I don't like having to clean up tupperware after, either. And it's cold. I don't like cold breakfasts. I tried it...it's great. But it's not for me. :P

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:04 AM)
Pour the oats

Plop the yogurt

Drench in milk

Shake some protein

 

Stir that s***

Put lid on

 

(Sleep in bed)

 

Open the lid

Drop in blueberries

Close the lid

 

Drive to work

Eat at work

Grow massive erection

 

Cut a hole in the lid.

Put your dick in the...

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 09:07 AM)
That...a...lot...of...work...for...some...cold...oatmeal.

 

It's good, but it's a lot of work IMO. I don't like having to clean up tupperware after, either. And it's cold. I don't like cold breakfasts. I tried it...it's great. But it's not for me. :P

Then just eat my shorts. They're organic cotton so they're considered healthy eating.

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 25, 2013 -> 11:07 AM)
That...a...lot...of...work...for...some...cold...oatmeal.

 

It's good, but it's a lot of work IMO. I don't like having to clean up tupperware after, either. And it's cold. I don't like cold breakfasts. I tried it...it's great. But it's not for me. :P

 

YOU MUST JOIN US

 

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