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http://deadspin.com/comcast-sportsnets-whi...f-the-464898838

 

I really can't believe that made it's way to television.

 

Comcast SportsNet's White Sox Intro Video Is One Of The Worst Things Ever Put On Television And Possibly Harmful To Your Health

 

Most discerning baseball fans go out of their way to avoid local broadcasts of the Chicago White Sox. After all, that's where you find Ken “Hawk” Harrelson, and to voluntarily listen to Hawk is to willingly subject yourself to the threat of severe brain damage. Seriously, you'd be better off huffing Chinese diesel taxicab fumes out of a broken compact florescent bulb.

 

If you hate your brain and want to punish it, then boy howdy do we have something up your alley. Ear masochists might find pleasure in the above, as well, which aired immediately prior to today's Royals-White Sox game from U.S. Cellular. I'm told the music is from a band called Saliva, which ought to give you fair warning that something terrible is about to happen. Saliva belongs in your mouth, not your ears!

 

Most sports network promos are 30 seconds long, perhaps 60 if it's a special occasion (i.e. Opening Day). This one's a full 2:30, and other than the seizure-inducing flash edits to obnoxious Sox fans, it consists entirely of players either lip syncing horribly to the music or standing around looking "tough." This might actually be salvageable if it had been produced by a professional outfit, but that's not the case; I think Comcast filmed the whole thing on a Fisher-Price PixelVision then handed the tape to little Jimmy Jablonski in Belmont Cragin and said, "Go for it, kiddo!"

 

Here are some things people said after the video aired. Mind you, this is only a sample of viewers; most people exposed to this video have yet to recover full cognitive ability.

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As bad as the video is, I just can't stand that style of writing. Every gossip blog/deadspin article is just the same crap churned over and over. "man this is the worst thing EVER right? I'd rather pour acid down my (std joke of some kind)? blah blah"

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 2, 2013 -> 02:33 PM)
Changed it for ya, although my mind was literally blown like that

Hahahaha, I meant never again show the video. I quoted the exploding head because that's how I felt as well.

 

In my 60 years of baseball I've never seen anything that bad....you gotta be bleepin me!!

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QUOTE (southsidepride15 @ Apr 2, 2013 -> 02:38 PM)
Hahahaha, I meant never again show the video. I quoted the exploding head because that's how I felt as well.

 

In my 60 years of baseball I've never seen anything that bad....you gotta be bleepin me!!

 

Ha, well the Jackie Chan is a little cleaner anyways.

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QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Apr 2, 2013 -> 04:20 PM)
If it was an April fools joke, than it's genius.

 

Hell they should just come out and say it was, even if it wasn't.

 

Right, it's the perfect damage control. I'm sure someone involved in making it has checked the interwebs to gauge a response. They could easily bury this thing as an April Fool's gag on their next telecast.

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