The Critic Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Quote of the year so far, from the MTV "reality" show about Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey... "So is this chicken or tuna that I'm eating? I mean, I know it's tuna, but it said chicken on the label, so is it chicken....or tuna...?" Then her husband, understandably, did this - I'll tell you what: she has a nice body and all, but if I had to talk to her for more than a half-hour ( or listen to her whining, which she seems to do A LOT ), I'd have the worst headache in the world!!! HOLY JEEZUSS, what a spoiled little princess SHE is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moochpuppy Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Quote of the year so far, from the MTV "reality" show about Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey... "So is this chicken or tuna that I'm eating? I mean, I know it's tuna, but it said chicken on the label, so is it chicken....or tuna...?" Then her husband, understandably, did this - I'll tell you what: she has a nice body and all, but if I had to talk to her for more than a half-hour ( or listen to her whining, which she seems to do A LOT ), I'd have the worst headache in the world!!! HOLY JEEZUSS, what a spoiled little princess SHE is! Well, it is the "Chicken of the sea". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 heh, I'd get some ear plugs and it would be all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted August 22, 2003 Author Share Posted August 22, 2003 heh, I'd get some ear plugs and it would be all good. Gotta take 'em out sometime, Show...for ANY relationship to last, you have to fill the time in between "sessions"! ...that poor sap Lachey looks like it's finally sinking in, what he's gonna have to listen to for the rest of his....I mean, until the separation and divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Gotta take 'em out sometime, Show...for ANY relationship to last, you have to fill the time in between "sessions"! ...that poor sap Lachey looks like it's finally sinking in, what he's gonna have to listen to for the rest of his....I mean, until the separation and divorce. Alledgely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moochpuppy Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Gotta take 'em out sometime, Show...for ANY relationship to last Who said anything about a relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Quote of the year so far, from the MTV "reality" show about Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey... "So is this chicken or tuna that I'm eating? I mean, I know it's tuna, but it said chicken on the label, so is it chicken....or tuna...?" Then her husband, understandably, did this - I'll tell you what: she has a nice body and all, but if I had to talk to her for more than a half-hour ( or listen to her whining, which she seems to do A LOT ), I'd have the worst headache in the world!!! HOLY JEEZUSS, what a spoiled little princess SHE is! DAMN YOU. *Shakes Fist* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 I saw that and was laughing histerically. That was just funny as all hell. Sorry Jas, but damn man she's got s*** for brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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