Texsox Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Well I'll go first. I'm 63 and divorced. I don't have sex anymore ( ), but when I did I usually went for a cigarette first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 (edited) How would said tissue be used...? Sleep. Edited September 14, 2013 by Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Your phone?! I don't get it. I need an explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 01:16 PM) Your phone?! I don't get it. I need an explanation. You might have received a text or missed a call . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 01:16 PM) Your phone?! I don't get it. I need an explanation. I don't really have a routine, but I chose phone because it also serves as my clock in my room. I usually like to see what time it is. Then I go back to the girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 QUOTE (Brian @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 11:32 AM) How would said tissue be used...? To let the girl clean herself up if you're the kind of guy who pulls out... Or, in a worst case scenario, the tissue would be given to the girl because she's crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Mark Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Where's the food option? I'm always craving a steak sandwich or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 (edited) a towel... EDIT: a really big one. Edited September 14, 2013 by Reddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 surprised no condom not that I use them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 One of the guys at work asked if it was weird that his girlfriend grabbed her phone right afterwards and checked her messages. He heard a couple text messages come in while they were engaged. Of course we told him it was nothing to worry about, it just meant she was bored and he really sucks in bed. Isn't that what friends are for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 The car door handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Head to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 QUOTE (Alpha Dog @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 11:36 PM) Head to the bathroom. This is more relevant to some kinds of sex than others... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 09:09 PM) surprised no condom not that I use them After sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 QUOTE (dasox24 @ Sep 15, 2013 -> 01:59 AM) After sex? how are you supposed to use them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 01:16 PM) Your phone?! I don't get it. I need an explanation. to post all the pictures you just took on Twitter... duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Where is sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 QUOTE (dasox24 @ Sep 15, 2013 -> 02:59 AM) After sex? do you just leave yours on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthSidePride05 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 The stop button on the webcam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 (edited) QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 15, 2013 -> 09:57 AM) do you just leave yours on? Ohhh, I got you now. Okay. I'm an idiot. I wasn't thinking of the act of taking it off, but rather of putting it on. Edited September 15, 2013 by dasox24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lasttriptotulsa Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 15, 2013 -> 10:57 AM) do you just leave yours on? Didn't you ever see that episode of South Park? I thought you were just supposed to leave one on all the time. At least that's what I do, safer that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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