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QUOTE (Hawkfan @ Jan 21, 2014 -> 09:23 AM)
That would be epic if Tanaka created a half hour show on ESPN to announce the decision. And during the show Paul Konerko and Michael Jordan woud pitch the White Sox, and then an immediate rebuttal pitch by Kerry Wood and Sammy Sosa. And then if Lebron came to The White sox we could rejoice!

 

He will add flair like a typical Japanese player however. "I literally decided getting up this morning.... then had to scratch my ass, bang my wife and took a shot of sake to really make the decision easier to take my talents to..."

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@MLBBruceLevine: Industry sources believe the Cubs will outbid the field on money and years. None of the clubs know other teams bids.

 

Lol, this is exactly why twitter is hilarious. The cubs will outbid the field without knowing what the field is bidding - industry sources

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QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Jan 21, 2014 -> 03:31 PM)
So the Score can't even get Tanaka's tweet right, unless Bernstein's source told them he made a decision.

 

Bernstein retweeted the hardballtimes article stating the mistranslation of the tweet so I'm guessing this is the score's info (yes I know your Bernstein sources line was a joke)

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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jan 21, 2014 -> 01:11 PM)
OMFG WE'VE SEEN THIS INFORMATION A THOUSAND TIMES ALREADY

Dude, what part of "all tweets are newsworthy no matter what" don't you understand? I bet you're gonna complain about Sam Waterson's liveblog of the Golden Globes I'm about to post here, too. Welcome to the 21st century, man, this is modern media.

 

QUOTE (Frank_Thomas35 @ Jan 21, 2014 -> 01:10 PM)
WFAN Sports Radio ‏@WFAN660 5m Report: Masahiro Tanaka is expected to choose his #MLB team no later than Wednesday.

It's already next week in Japan though, sources say.

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QUOTE (SoxAce @ Jan 21, 2014 -> 11:21 AM)
WFAN Sports Radio ‏@WFAN660 20sec Report: Masahiro Tanaka has also confirmed to his agent Casey Close he will "seikou his wife" on the mound with the media at hand after signing to his preferred club.

If that means turn her into an ice sculpture, the Sox are in good shape.

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QUOTE (ScottyDo @ Jan 21, 2014 -> 11:18 AM)
Dude, what part of "all tweets are newsworthy no matter what" don't you understand? I bet you're gonna complain about Sam Waterson's liveblog of the Golden Globes I'm about to post here, too. Welcome to the 21st century, man, this is modern media.

 

 

It's already next week in Japan though, sources say.

Something about that part of the earth being closer to the sun and the rotation of the earth being 1.254% faster near the Sea of Japan and how much healthier Japanese people are...

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QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Jan 21, 2014 -> 11:29 AM)
Something about that part of the earth being closer to the sun and the rotation of the earth being 1.254% faster near the Sea of Japan and how much healthier Japanese people are...

Well, the last part's easy - they don't eat red meat.

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