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Snow in May. WTF?

 

Nobody in South Bend will be able to see it. Entire downtown power grid was shutdown overnight due to an underground fire and isn't expected to be back up until Sunday. And it's graduation weekend.

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QUOTE (HickoryHuskers @ May 16, 2014 -> 08:19 AM)
Nobody in South Bend will be able to see it. Entire downtown power grid was shutdown overnight due to an underground fire and isn't expected to be back up until Sunday. And it's graduation weekend.

So is the Notre Dame campus without power too, or is that out of the affected area?

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So is the Notre Dame campus without power too, or is that out of the affected area?

 

No, ND is not downtown and has their own power plant, but several of the hotels, bars and restaurants that will be hosting guests and/or events are affected. After the 6 home football weekends, this is probably the weekend that brings the most people to campus and it will be a huge financial hit for those places.

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I would like to tell a story that just made my day.

 

Today is the day of the Lombard Lilac Parade, so of course, town is crazy. We never go to it, because we don't have kids and we do have brains. Every year it's the same issue, some cop is "closing" our side street two doors down from where we live. Every year, this is no problem.

 

This year was different. I slow roll up to the officer (to say "hey, that's my house, friend") and this dude BLARES HIS SIREN at me. I say "hey, I live right there."

 

"I DON'T CARE STREET'S CLOSED FIND ANOTHER WAY HOME".

 

Of course, I'm pissed, but he's the fuzz. I back up and head to turn around and the next two cars approach to do the same thing. As I'm working my way back (to find a possible alternate route) a mini van pulls up to say something like "um, I live in this area" and the cop blares his lights to do his power-trip move again, and hops out of his car to yell at the elderly man driving...

 

But he forgot to put it in park!

 

Cop rolls right into minivan, I laugh my ass off (and double-tap my horn from the other side of the collision having found my alternate way home.

 

They're out there acting fools right now with like three cops. I walked down there and asked the officer who yelled at me if he needed a witness.

 

Made my day. That is all.

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QUOTE (JPN366 @ May 19, 2014 -> 11:21 PM)
If you're a fan of Heidi Watney's boobs, I suggest you tune in to Quick Pitch sometime between now and the next 11 or so hours on MLB Network. They're glorious...

 

Is she still dating Middlebrooks?

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QUOTE (JPN366 @ May 19, 2014 -> 11:21 PM)
If you're a fan of Heidi Watney's boobs, I suggest you tune in to Quick Pitch sometime between now and the next 11 or so hours on MLB Network. They're glorious...

I just did a quick google search, I'm not impressed by the ladies.

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QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ May 20, 2014 -> 12:25 PM)
I just did a quick google search, I'm not impressed by the ladies.

 

She was wearing a dress that looked painted on over her chest. Left nothing to the imagination other than nipple placement.

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QUOTE (Brian @ May 20, 2014 -> 12:19 PM)
Is she still dating Middlebrooks?

 

 

No, he's dating Jenny Dell. She used to be a field reporter for the Red Sox and NESN but they deemed the relationship inappropriate so she was effectively fired. That bastard just cost me the only reason worth watching Red Sox games.

 

Jenny-Dell-on-Halloween-maybe-I-dont-kno

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QUOTE (The Baconator @ May 20, 2014 -> 06:21 PM)
No, he's dating Jenny Dell. She used to be a field reporter for the Red Sox and NESN but they deemed the relationship inappropriate so she was effectively fired. That bastard just cost me the only reason worth watching Red Sox games.

 

Jenny-Dell-on-Halloween-maybe-I-dont-kno

 

Guy can't bat his weight but gets hot tail.

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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 18, 2014 -> 12:24 PM)
...I slow roll up to the officer (to say "hey, that's my house, friend") and this dude BLARES HIS SIREN at me. I say "hey, I live right there."

 

"I DON'T CARE STREET'S CLOSED FIND ANOTHER WAY HOME".

 

Of course, I'm pissed, but he's the fuzz. I back up and head to turn around and the next two cars approach to do the same thing. As I'm working my way back (to find a possible alternate route) a mini van pulls up to say something like "um, I live in this area" and the cop blares his lights to do his power-trip move again, and hops out of his car to yell at the elderly man driving...

 

But he forgot to put it in park!

 

Cop rolls right into minivan, I laugh my ass off (and double-tap my horn from the other side of the collision having found my alternate way home).

 

They're out there acting fools right now with like three cops. I walked down there and asked the officer who yelled at me if he needed a witness.

 

Made my day. That is all.

 

This is a heartwarming story. I hope the elderly driver and his minivan were left relatively unscathed.

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QUOTE (Swingandalongonetoleft @ May 21, 2014 -> 09:21 PM)
This is a heartwarming story. I hope the elderly driver and his minivan were left relatively unscathed.

He was fine. I stayed as a witness. Minivan had a dent, other cops that showed up were disappointed in their coworker.

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QUOTE (Swingandalongonetoleft @ May 21, 2014 -> 09:21 PM)
This is a heartwarming story. I hope the elderly driver and his minivan were left relatively unscathed.

He was fine. I stayed as a witness. Minivan had a dent, other cops that showed up were disappointed in their coworker.

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Is there not Google Glass porn or Go Pro porn yet? Seems like an obvious idea to me. Have the dude wear one of those things while he's nailing the chick. That way the viewer sees it from that perspective. Their perspective. I mean, when I fantasize about that stuff, it's from my perspective.

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QUOTE (JPN366 @ May 29, 2014 -> 08:57 AM)
Is there not Google Glass porn or Go Pro porn yet? Seems like an obvious idea to me. Have the dude wear one of those things while he's nailing the chick. That way the viewer sees it from that perspective. Their perspective. I mean, when I fantasize about that stuff, it's from my perspective.

 

1. Go to Porn Site

2. Type in "POV"

3. Jack it

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 29, 2014 -> 08:59 AM)
1. Go to Porn Site

2. Type in "POV"

3. Jack it

 

I don't want to get divorced. Just wondering when Google Glass and Go Pro's are going to be used for porn.

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