witesoxfan Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Found on Deadspin http://deadspin.com/white-sox-hotel-list-r...ames-1500530664 Some of these are awesome and it's really damn hard to figure out who is who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 13, 2014 -> 05:15 PM) Found on Deadspin http://deadspin.com/white-sox-hotel-list-r...ames-1500530664 Some of these are awesome and it's really damn hard to figure out who is who. There's an Art Vandelay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 13, 2014 -> 04:15 PM) Found on Deadspin http://deadspin.com/white-sox-hotel-list-r...ames-1500530664 Some of these are awesome and it's really damn hard to figure out who is who. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Abreu Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Ferris Bueller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Abreu Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Slim Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 13, 2014 Author Share Posted January 13, 2014 I'm guessing Ricky Bobby is Gavin Floyd (two first names), Josie Wales is Jesse Crain (similar sounding first name, similar in appearance), Optimus Prime is Dunn (due to size), George Foreman is Robin Ventura (due to fighting Nolan Ryan). This is tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Abreu Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Kosuke Fukodome was on the team, people. The article writer and commenters of the article fail to realize this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 This is great stuff. It would be interesting to have a MLB roster from that date to compare it to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Dye Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 My brother in law saw a lot of things working Westin St Louis. Fair amount of stuff players' wives are not privy to etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulstar Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Dr. Kevorikan and Art Vandelay are my two favorite on there. I bet Konerko was Art Vandelay, he seems like he would be a Seinfeld fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 QUOTE (Paulstar @ Jan 13, 2014 -> 04:52 PM) Dr. Kevorikan and Art Vandelay are my two favorite on there. I bet Konerko was Art Vandelay, he seems like he would be a Seinfeld fan. It is too bad Hermie is already on there, or he would have been the perfect Kevorkian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 "Dr. Sphincter Rumpczek" Ok, I dunno about AJ. Any guesses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Wouldn't it be great if Konerko was just using "Jordan Danks" as his alias? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jan 13, 2014 -> 05:13 PM) Wouldn't it be great if Konerko was just using "Jordan Danks" as his alias? Funnier if it was John Danks playing his brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 QUOTE (raBBit @ Jan 13, 2014 -> 06:05 PM) So funny that someone went with Kosuke Fukudome. He was on the team at that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I like how most of the young guys used their real names...they were entertaining the roadies willingly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 lol "Herm Schneider" that one's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I am willing to bet that Hank Hill is Matt Thornton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan-kwman Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Ricky Bobby is totally Dunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSox13 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I'm curious who used Judge Smails. There's some funny names on there but Smails really cracked me up good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Nice. I would love a player to alias chart. I also loved the comments. "Meanwhile across town the Cubs are using the alias Major League Baseball Team." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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