ScottyDo Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 http://www.csnchicago.com/white-sox/white-...ut-glute-strain Fun offseason for Nate Jones. Nobody asked him how he strained his butt, but I bet it was a good time. According to Jones, he strained it 7-10 days ago. Out indefinitely, though there is no indication from the story that it's anything too serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 When I moved into my new townhouse, it took my butt a few weeks to adjust to different toilet seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Abreu Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Spring training is the worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Abreu Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 #STProbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeky Magee Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Could potentially be a nice excuse to name Lindstrom closer to save the Sox millions in Jones's arbitration and make Lindstrom attractive trade bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILMOU Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Not to worry, these problems will soon be behind him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Abreu Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) Hey guys!!! Talk about a pain in the ass!!! Am I right? : Edited February 16, 2014 by Jose Abreu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSox13 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Let this be a lesson. Do strain too hard on the toilet! Gotta watch it when trying to push those rock hard diving bells out of your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Feb 15, 2014 -> 08:24 PM) Spring training is the worst But, but, it's baseball, and you know, the grass and the sun is out and, and. yeah, it totally f***ing sucks. Even ST '06 was terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptatc Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Feb 15, 2014 -> 09:52 PM) But, but, it's baseball, and you know, the grass and the sun is out and, and. yeah, it totally f***ing sucks. Even ST '06 was terrible. Still disagree. I like all baseball. (I like the leading But, But in this thread) Of course if it's his gluteus medius or minimus and not the maximus it's not his butt however those are much less likely. Edited February 16, 2014 by ptatc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Move it to the Kenny Williams Finally Comes To Terms With Gays In The Year Of Our Lord 2014 thread. Shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxfest Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Feb 15, 2014 -> 08:24 PM) Spring training is the worst True Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyDo Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 Butt strain will probably only keep Jones out for 3-4 days. Whew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 The End! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 QUOTE (hammerhead johnson @ Feb 15, 2014 -> 10:33 PM) Move it to the Kenny Williams Finally Comes To Terms With Gays In The Year Of Our Lord 2014 thread. Shut up. How about just move on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Dan Hayes @DanHayesCSN 2h Nate Jones doesn't think he's too far behind as his activity increases. #WhiteSox http://bit.ly/1jVh8Th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Feb 21, 2014 -> 03:52 PM) Dan Hayes @DanHayesCSN 2h Nate Jones doesn't think he's too far behind as his activity increases. #WhiteSox http://bit.ly/1jVh8Th Deliberate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Feb 21, 2014 -> 02:53 PM) Deliberate? Like the butcher who backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 JJ Stankevitz @JJStankevitz 14m Nate Jones could make his Cactus League debut on Saturday after throwing 40 pitches in a bullpen session today: http://bit.ly/1lz9qPl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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