southsider2k5 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 After being spotted with the liquid form of Dihydrogen Monoxide between innings yesterday, an investigation turned up large amounts of the substance in his system. Sale will not appeal. Sale busted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsoxhurt35 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 07:13 AM) After being spotted with the liquid form of Dihydrogen Monoxide between innings yesterday, an investigation turned up large amounts of the substance in his system. Sale will not appeal. Sale busted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Be careful not to OD on Dihydrogen Monoxide. That stuff can kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Guess what day it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 09:17 AM) Guess what day it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Haha, I think the title itself is going to get some people. Then you read the post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Dihydrogen Monoxide FAQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunt Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Saw title, heart sank, came in to read, realized what day it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Today is the day you leave messages on your co-workers' desks to return phone calls from Myra Maines, and give them the morgue's number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2nd_city_saint787 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTruth05 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 not gonna lie ya got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannerfan Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Jesus Christ you guys are not funny. I'm such a sucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I hate this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 If Sale was taking anything, he deserves a refund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Hurtin Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (Tannerfan @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 10:05 AM) Jesus Christ you guys are not funny. I'm such a sucker. Yeah, usually my radar is up for these things. My stomach sank a bit. G**da**it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (scs787 @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 08:37 AM) [takesbow] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShandyMan Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I just freaked out. I hate today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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