witesoxfan Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 It is incredibly disheartening, after the precedent that new Hall of Famer Frank Thomas set, to see a Sox star like Chris Sale using something like dihydrogen monoxide. The value is clearly at it's lowest right now, but indications point to players completely falling off after getting of the the stuff. In today's age, most teams feel that you can enough output from the player after usage has stopped that they'll give up a decent price, so what do you think about sending him to the Cubs for Samardzija (plus others, obviously)? He's a righty, which is nice, plus he throws a lot of groundballs plus I really think he is a guy that Coop can really coach him up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 That's it, from now on I'm referring to Sale as DHMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harfman77 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 08:36 AM) It is incredibly disheartening, after the precedent that new Hall of Famer Frank Thomas set, to see a Sox star like Chris Sale using something like dihydrogen monoxide. The value is clearly at it's lowest right now, but indications point to players completely falling off after getting of the the stuff. In today's age, most teams feel that you can enough output from the player after usage has stopped that they'll give up a decent price, so what do you think about sending him to the Cubs for Samardzija (plus others, obviously)? He's a righty, which is nice, plus he throws a lot of groundballs plus I really think he is a guy that Coop can really coach him up. Yeah usually guys wash out once they are off DHMO. I think he would have never even made it to the majors without DHMO, too much injury risk with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTruth05 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Will the DHMO eventually make him Barry Bonds big? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (TheTruth05 @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 09:50 AM) Will the DHMO eventually make him Barry Bonds big? I think it's probably strong enough that it would actually kill him first if he took too much of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTruth05 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 08:50 AM) I think it's probably strong enough that it would actually kill him first if he took too much of it. He'll probably turn green Hulk style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (TheTruth05 @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 09:52 AM) He'll probably turn green Hulk style. Haven't done it, but I think you actually turn pale when you take in too much DHMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTruth05 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 08:59 AM) Haven't done it, but I think you actually turn pale when you take in too much DHMO. Come to think of it,Sale is pretty pale ....how long will the suspension be? 50 games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoIL Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Maybe we can throw the most gullible Soxtalk users in the trade and get the Cubs #1 draft pick too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILMOU Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (TheTruth05 @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 07:50 AM) Will the DHMO eventually make him Barry Bonds big? BTW, did you see Bonds giving the MVP trophy to Cutch yesterday? Must have lost 50 lbs. - barely recognized, though it was Bobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (Stan Bahnsen @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 09:44 AM) BTW, did you see Bonds giving the MVP trophy to Cutch yesterday? Must have lost 50 lbs. - barely recognized, though it was Bobby. He probably is off the juice and he is a big bicycle rider now. That will slim you down fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I wonder if we can still get some prospects for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILMOU Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 08:46 AM) He probably is off the juice and he is a big bicycle rider now. That will slim you down fast. Yep. And even the most skillful headhunter tribes couldn't shrink a skull that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTruth05 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 QUOTE (Stan Bahnsen @ Apr 1, 2014 -> 09:59 AM) Yep. And even the most skillful headhunter tribes couldn't shrink a skull that much. Lol yea only thing bigger is the guy's ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitoMB345 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 This reminds me of a gag I did in high school with some friends. We made a fake petition warning of the usage of Dihydrogen Monoxide, stating how it has caused X amount of deaths per year, and that our school should ban it for safety purposes. We got 15 teachers to sign the petition. My senior year was complete at that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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