Quin Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Also jesus f***ing christ, do the Sox just have like an open tab at the Rogers Center? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (raBBit @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 01:57 PM) @BuffaloBisons: ROSTER MOVE (3/4) #BlueJays have traded OF MATT TUIASOSOPO to the @whitesox for cash considerations. #Bisons http://t.co/szaAehMvu Not sure if thread worthy but this guy hammered LHP in the past. Could be the end of Sierra. His .560 OPS in AAA seems like his acquisition wasn't for the major league team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:04 PM) His .560 OPS in AAA seems like his acquisition wasn't for the major league team. Yes. Maybe it's covering for the call up of Danks though. /wishful thinking He did put up a .765 OPS at the mlb lever last season in 191 PAs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I wonder if someone is hurt? I thought we had a pretty crowded minor league OF. I wonder if a release is coming or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 He's replacing Gorkys Hernandez, who was released by Charlotte yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:08 PM) I wonder if someone is hurt? I thought we had a pretty crowded minor league OF. I wonder if a release is coming or what? could have sworn i read on twitter this morning that Gorkys Hernandez was released Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 hey everyone, Gorkys Hernandez was released. FYI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Gorkys Hernandez is the only player in recorded baseball history to play under the name "Gorkys." When you type that into B-R it takes you directly to his page because from there, there is nowhere else to go. There is only one Gorkys and he like his Porkys. And forkys. Also Corky Miller. But not wite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunt Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 If you didnt already hear, Gorkys Hernandez was released the other day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:24 PM) Gorkys Hernandez is the only player in recorded baseball history to play under the name "Gorkys." When you type that into B-R it takes you directly to his page because from there, there is nowhere else to go. There is only one Gorkys and he like his Porkys. And forkys. Also Corky Miller. But not wite. That's fine, Gorkys can go lorkys himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 A+ on the new thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:09 PM) He's replacing Gorkys Hernandez, who was released by Charlotte yesterday. QUOTE (raBBit @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:09 PM) Gorkys Hernandez was released the other day. QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:10 PM) could have sworn i read on twitter this morning that Gorkys Hernandez was released QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:11 PM) hey everyone, Gorkys Hernandez was released. FYI QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:24 PM) Gorkys Hernandez is the only player in recorded baseball history to play under the name "Gorkys." When you type that into B-R it takes you directly to his page because from there, there is nowhere else to go. There is only one Gorkys and he like his Porkys. And forkys. Also Corky Miller. But not wite. QUOTE (Dunt @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:39 PM) If you didnt already hear, Gorkys Hernandez was released the other day QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:46 PM) That's fine, Gorkys can go lorkys himself. So are the White Sox going to make a roster move, or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:50 PM) A+ on the new thread title. If I didn't know better, I would have thought the titled was written by Carson Cistulli himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 02:46 PM) That's fine, Gorkys can go lorkys himself. "Gork hees? I don't even know hees." TBH I didn't think lork was a word, I even checked on miriam-webster. But according to urban dictionary: lork To be assisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. After the act, the couple goes to a McDonald's where the female orders McFluries(see McFluries). Frequently, the two have never spoken. Traditionally, it occurs during the Lenten season. A regional custom of Shrinetown, Louisiana. Man 1: So, me and this girl were totally lorking last night! Man 2: So you missed Law and Order! Man 1: SVU!?!? Man 2: Man, I wish I could lork with Mariska Hargitay. Man 1: AHHHHHHHHH!I would lork with her all night long, until the McFluries got soft, if you know what I'm sayin'! by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 06, 2009 ^So it is a word, however I do believe that the above individual who submitted this definition is a dorkys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 03:14 PM) "Gork hees? I don't even know hees." TBH I didn't think lork was a word, I even checked on miriam-webster. But according to urban dictionary: lork To be assisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. After the act, the couple goes to a McDonald's where the female orders McFluries(see McFluries). Frequently, the two have never spoken. Traditionally, it occurs during the Lenten season. A regional custom of Shrinetown, Louisiana. Man 1: So, me and this girl were totally lorking last night! Man 2: So you missed Law and Order! Man 1: SVU!?!? Man 2: Man, I wish I could lork with Mariska Hargitay. Man 1: AHHHHHHHHH!I would lork with her all night long, until the McFluries got soft, if you know what I'm sayin'! by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 06, 2009 ^So it is a word, however I do believe that the above individual who submitted this definition is a dorkys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 03:14 PM) "Gork hees? I don't even know hees." TBH I didn't think lork was a word, I even checked on miriam-webster. But according to urban dictionary: lork To be assisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. After the act, the couple goes to a McDonald's where the female orders McFluries(see McFluries). Frequently, the two have never spoken. Traditionally, it occurs during the Lenten season. A regional custom of Shrinetown, Louisiana. Man 1: So, me and this girl were totally lorking last night! Man 2: So you missed Law and Order! Man 1: SVU!?!? Man 2: Man, I wish I could lork with Mariska Hargitay. Man 1: AHHHHHHHHH!I would lork with her all night long, until the McFluries got soft, if you know what I'm sayin'! by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 06, 2009 ^So it is a word, however I do believe that the above individual who submitted this definition is a dorkys. This is pretty good stuff, snorkys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigHurt3515 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Money for humans? Are Hill and Tuiasosopopopop prostitutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (BigHurt3515 @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 03:34 PM) Money for humans? Are Hill and Tuiasosopopopop prostitutes? Baseball prostitutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 They are paid to use their bodies for our enjoyment. So, yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigHurt3515 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 03:44 PM) They are paid to use their bodies for our enjoyment. So, yes Something tells me they won't bring much enjoyment.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (BigHurt3515 @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 03:46 PM) Something tells me they won't bring much enjoyment.. If you're a masochist, they might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jun 12, 2014 -> 03:44 PM) They are paid to use their bodies for our enjoyment. So, yes And recently in the case of Rienzo he has been a human shield. DeAza has been a goalie. Too bad when he f***s his reads all up and drops the ball we don't immediately get a faceoff on the pitchers mound for the right to hit again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Everyone forgets Sierra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminor3rd Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 How many teams has Tuisososospopo NOT been on this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Maybe Tuiasosopo is just catfishing us like he did to Te'o, and he really is Ozney Guillen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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