mfinch0983 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Ha! Check out these Hawk Harrelson Drinking game coozies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I know you are new here, and I would hate to label you as a spammer, so I took the hyperlink out of your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Cool. I see there is a hole in the bottom. As such I don't think I'd use it for beer, I think I'd stick my willy through the hole on the bottom and use the coozie as a hat for my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Jul 3, 2014 -> 11:51 AM) Cool. I see there is a hole in the bottom. As such I don't think I'd use it for beer, I think I'd stick my willy through the hole on the bottom and use the coozie as a hat for my balls. But if girls saw it, they would say "He gone!" and be disinterested. Food for thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 3, 2014 -> 11:53 AM) But if girls saw it, they would say "He gone!" and be disinterested. Food for thought "Right size, wrong shape!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Man, one could get hammered pretty quickly by those rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 3, 2014 -> 11:53 AM) But if girls saw it, they would say "He gone!" and be disinterested. Food for thought I have eaten that food. Maybe a good foam scrotum hat would be one with Hawk's face on it and a jimmy hole where the nose would be. Also featuring the Captain Hawk eye patch accessory with special limited edition parrot which you can strap to your taint when you are feeling especially tropical. However unlike the item in this thread I do believe Hawk himself would have to sign off on it, I'm not so sure you could sell Hawk merchandise without his consent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Chopper, two hopper...should be replaced by the one referring to Matt Abbatacola for any play with a broken bat. So TUC, sorry about the broken/limp/cracked piece of wood, dude. "That's a Matt Abbatacola." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitekrazy Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 This thread has gotten weird real fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILMOU Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 What a bunch of killjoys around here. The hackneyed clichés are the thing that makes Hawk most distinctive and tolerable. I suppose a more random old-guy surliness is preferable? And the WE thing shouldn't be bothering anyone. Some of us have been rooting so long, and have spent so much money on merchandise and at the park, that it's natural to describe oneself as part of the collective fanbase with the term WE. Noone is fooling themselves into thinking they share the same desires and goals in lockstep with the org itself. It's harmless, get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jul 3, 2014 -> 12:10 PM) Chopper, two hopper...should be replaced by the one referring to Matt Abbatacola for any play with a broken bat. So TUC, sorry about the broken/limp/cracked piece of wood, dude. "That's a Matt Abbatacola." Oh I took the limpness as being Hawk's general attitude. IMO a Matt Abbattacola is when you get your foreskin caught in your zipper. Anyway, any other new products out there I might be interested in? Thanks I'll hang up and listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 QUOTE (Stan Bahnsen @ Jul 3, 2014 -> 12:17 PM) What a bunch of killjoys around here. The hackneyed clichés are the thing that makes Hawk most distinctive and tolerable. I suppose a more random old-guy surliness is preferable? And the WE thing shouldn't be bothering anyone. Some of us have been rooting so long, and have spent so much money on merchandise and at the park, that it's natural to describe oneself as part of the collective fanbase with the term WE. Noone is fooling themselves into thinking they share the same desires and goals in lockstep with the org itself. It's harmless, get over it. I agree with this post but I would like to move it to the other thread. This thread is about foam scrotum hats and other new and exciting offers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Truth is: if you use it to drink Big Hurt Beer, you can open a hole in the Space-Time Continuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) I know this guy is a spammer but I kind of want one Edited July 3, 2014 by Buehrle>Wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyons Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 IMHO, adorning your scrotum with anything White Sox related inappropriately suggests the team's subservience and is wrong. I would, however, wear a beer koozie featuring Clark the Cub, and I have impaled Packers ones at parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 We/They got a man there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claydude14 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I'd buy one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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