The Ultimate Champion Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 TRADE WINDS!!! BALLS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 BALLS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 Hahn is gonna trade EREBODY and gonna get s***! Yeah!!! BALLLS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lasttriptotulsa Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Well this is a very worthwhile and informative thread. I don't think it's a desperate cry for attention at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 i will trade this thread for a bag of the topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Why did you have to give TUC another "penis" metaphor to work with??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 QUOTE (lasttriptotulsa @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 12:09 PM) Well this is a very worthwhile and informative thread. I don't think it's a desperate cry for attention at all. So you're from Dickeyville, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 03:28 PM) Balls? I found that interesting. So there is a fish that likes to suck balls, but only the balls of a tree normally, however it turns out that human balls look like a certain tree's balls. I'm not sure why but I found that article more inspiring than frightening. Unfortunately it says the ball munching fish can't survive in cold water I wish they could. I would catch a bunch of them & release them into those s***ty retention ponds developers put in the middle of those s***ty neighborhoods. That would be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 03:46 PM) i will trade this thread for a bag of the topic Would you drive them to the airport though? How is your drive tool anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSox13 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 This thread, it makes no sense and yet I keep coming back to it. Its like your balls itch but your in a straight jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 QUOTE (StRoostifer @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 06:09 PM) This thread, it makes no sense and yet I keep coming back to it. Its like your balls itch but your in a straight jacket. That would be terrible. Now since an important part of this thread is about a testicle-eating fish that commonly mistakes human balls for tree balls, that makes me wonder, what if there is some South American ant species that lives in the same tree and could also mistake the nuts of that tree for the nuts of a human? Imagine being buck naked spread eagle strapped to a tree and these ants are crawling up your legs and they're all over your testicles but you just cannot scratch them. I wonder if such ants exist & whether I could get a hold of a colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 04:39 PM) Why did you have to give TUC another "penis" metaphor to work with??? Find something you love, and you never work a day in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 (edited) QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 05:07 PM) Would you drive them to the airport though? How is your drive tool anyway? I'm sure it's right up there with Statham, Vin Diesel, Ryan Gosling and Nikki Lauda. Edited July 8, 2014 by caulfield12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSox13 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 06:43 PM) That would be terrible. It would, just ask Cheech Marin. Oh, would like to add that I'm told AC/DC has the biggest balls of them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 (edited) QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 06:27 PM) Find something you love, and you never work a day in your life. Yes, if only the SoxTalk salaries were 25-50% higher, that would be true. Stock options? IPO rumors? Edited July 8, 2014 by caulfield12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Champion Posted July 8, 2014 Author Share Posted July 8, 2014 I was just thinking, is the Bulls' Neil Funk any relation to Terry Funk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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