LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 On this Sept. 2, I became an ordained minister with an actual church albeit it is an online church. I cannot marry people but I can do absolutions and other such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 I'm not very religious so what is an absolution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 interesting..... very very interesting <_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 2, 2003 Author Share Posted September 2, 2003 I'm not very religious so what is an absolution? I can absolve you of all your sins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 I can absolve you of all your sins. LOL! THis isnt a shot at you apu......but the only one who can do that is God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjmarte Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 LOL! THis isnt a shot at you apu......but the only one who can do that is God. I was going to say the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 2, 2003 Author Share Posted September 2, 2003 LOL! THis isnt a shot at you apu......but the only one who can do that is God. I've been told by an online church that I can. Who would think an online church would be shady? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjmarte Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 I've been told by an online church that I can. Who would think an online church would be shady? Which one? Give us the link so we can check it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 2, 2003 Author Share Posted September 2, 2003 I've been told by an online church that I can. Who would think an online church would be shady? Which one? Give us the link so we can check it out The Universal Life Church. www.ulc.org They ordain anybody of any religion for free for life. Note, this is purely s***s and giggles purposes on my part. It's fun saying that I'm a minister and having the ability to absolve people of sins as a conduit of an Invisible Cloud Being. I told people in my classes and I got this total awe of respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjmarte Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 How come you can't marry? The website says the people it ordains can conduct marriages. You got ripped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 2, 2003 Author Share Posted September 2, 2003 How come you can't marry? The website says the people it ordains can conduct marriages. You got ripped SCORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 So do we have to do confession, or you just praying for us in advance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 3, 2003 Author Share Posted September 3, 2003 So do we have to do confession, or you just praying for us in advance I don't have to pray just do what is right. It's the easiest religion ever, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 On this Sept. 2, I became an ordained minister with an actual church albeit it is an online church. I cannot marry people but I can do absolutions and other such things. apu.. i wish you well in your ministry but dont count on me sittin in a dark booth talkin to you about every bad thing i did..lol..aint gonna happen... one of the reasons i left the catholic church years ago.....as if a priest who sins worse than i can absolve me of anything????? ill wait till the "main man" comes calling to talk to him about my wrong doings, and seek his foregivness, if you dont mind..........no offense....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 apu.. i wish you well in your ministry but dont count on me sittin in a dark booth talkin to you about every bad thing i did..lol..aint gonna happen... one of the reasons i left the catholic church years ago.....as if a priest who sins worse than i can absolve me of anything????? ill wait till the "main man" comes calling to talk to him about my wrong doings, and seek his foregivness, if you dont mind..........no offense....... I don't have to take confessions. I can just do an absolution without hearing word one from the people. It's a nice change from the Catholic Church, haha. And I can't be a member of the Catholic Church...I don't rape little boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Sideshowapu, Will you absolve me of my sins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Sideshowapu, Will you absolve me of my sins? How can someone who just claimed to ALWAYS BE GOOD have sins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Sideshowapu, Will you absolve me of my sins? How can someone who just claimed to ALWAYS BE GOOD have sins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Exactly. Me > You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 heh, you know it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 Sideshowapu, Will you absolve me of my sins? Sure, why not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Sideshowapu, Will you absolve me of my sins? Sure, why not. Are there any weird rituals for this process? What happens next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 Are there any weird rituals for this process? What happens next? That's it. It's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 That's it. It's done. So I can sin as much as I want and come to you for absolution, and I'm forgiven! God I love my life!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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