mreye Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The niece drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. A Near-Death Experience. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The niece drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. A Near-Death Experience. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubKilla Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The niece drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. A Near-Death Experience. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!" NICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 You've opened a can of worms for Sideshowapu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 YO mreye ahh whats a liberal....... THEN if I know what that is I can laugh BE GOOD son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 YO mreye ahh whats a liberal....... THEN if I know what that is I can laugh BE GOOD son It's a crack at me and people like me who don't believe in tax cuts for the richest 1%, believe in social programs for people, aren't in the belief of "f*** the poor" etc. It's fun that people enjoy 40 hour work weeks, 8 hour days, etc. yet they have the same audacity to piss on the liberal tradition that brought them these vast changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 YO mreye ahh whats a liberal....... THEN if I know what that is I can laugh BE GOOD son It's a crack at me and people like me who don't believe in tax cuts for the richest 1%, believe in social programs for people, aren't in the belief of "f*** the poor" etc. It's fun that people enjoy 40 hour work weeks, 8 hour days, etc. yet they have the same audacity to piss on the liberal tradition that brought them these vast changes. Um...yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 YO mreye ahh whats a liberal....... THEN if I know what that is I can laugh BE GOOD son It's a crack at me and people like me who don't believe in tax cuts for the richest 1%, believe in social programs for people, aren't in the belief of "f*** the poor" etc. It's fun that people enjoy 40 hour work weeks, 8 hour days, etc. yet they have the same audacity to piss on the liberal tradition that brought them these vast changes. 40 hour workweeks? What the hell are those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 YO mreye ahh whats a liberal....... THEN if I know what that is I can laugh BE GOOD son It's a crack at me and people like me who don't believe in tax cuts for the richest 1%, believe in social programs for people, aren't in the belief of "f*** the poor" etc. It's fun that people enjoy 40 hour work weeks, 8 hour days, etc. yet they have the same audacity to piss on the liberal tradition that brought them these vast changes. 40 hour workweeks? What the hell are those? What Europeans don't have to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 YO mreye ahh whats a liberal....... THEN if I know what that is I can laugh BE GOOD son It's a crack at me and people like me who don't believe in tax cuts for the richest 1%, believe in social programs for people, aren't in the belief of "f*** the poor" etc. It's fun that people enjoy 40 hour work weeks, 8 hour days, etc. yet they have the same audacity to piss on the liberal tradition that brought them these vast changes. 40 hour workweeks? What the hell are those? LOL....NOT sure my work week is usally 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 YO mreye ahh whats a liberal....... THEN if I know what that is I can laugh BE GOOD son It's a crack at me and people like me who don't believe in tax cuts for the richest 1%, believe in social programs for people, aren't in the belief of "f*** the poor" etc. It's fun that people enjoy 40 hour work weeks, 8 hour days, etc. yet they have the same audacity to piss on the liberal tradition that brought them these vast changes. 40 hour workweeks? What the hell are those? LOL....NOT sure my work week is usally 20 That's because you aren't good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 That's because you aren't good! Are you good all the time? Or can you be bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Are you good all the time? Or can you be bad? I'm ALWAYS good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 I'm ALWAYS good!!! that makes me sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 that makes me sad. Well cheer up, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Well cheer up, man! Come cheer me up then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Come cheer me up then. The Saturn f***ING Ion's sleeping right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASHWOUND Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 The Saturn f***ING Ion's sleeping right now! Well, wake it up and go cheer Ian up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 The Saturn f***ING Ion's sleeping right now! Oh, I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Well, wake it up and go cheer Ian up.. I know, I guess I don't mean much to her Gash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Well, wake it up and go cheer Ian up.. I can't be jumping to serve a man 24/7! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 I can't be jumping to serve a man 24/7! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASHWOUND Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 I can't be jumping to serve a man 24/7! Of course you can, it's called being a good women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Of course you can, it's called being a good women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASHWOUND Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Alright... so mean to Ian. What if he asks nicely, with a little begging after wards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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