GASHWOUND Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/Insura...rcar/P51288.asp I've only gotten 1 speeding ticket in my life..3 years ago..It cost me about 60 bucks..I probably could've have fought it..but I just said "f*** it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Just do what I do...Carry a bottle of Visine in the glove compartment and make it look like you are crying!!! Melts those cops until they're nothing but puddie in your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASHWOUND Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 Just do what I do...Carry a bottle of Visine in the glove compartment and make it look like you are crying!!! Melts those cops until they're nothing but puddie in your hands. That trick will probably work better with women though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 That trick will probably work better with women though if a guy tried it, they'd prolly get dragged out of the car and beaten rodney king-style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 How about, Don't Speed? No wait a minute, that will never happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASHWOUND Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 if a guy tried it, they'd prolly get dragged out of the car and beaten rodney king-style. Yeah, No s***... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 OR have a PBA card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Yeah, No s***... ROFL I think I'm gonna stick to not driving and weaving like and ass and trying to pay attention to the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 How about, Don't Speed? No wait a minute, that will never happen Do it James Bond style, install an oil slick on your car & when the copper pulls in behind you just give him the slip. Ok, that was stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 How about, Don't Speed? No wait a minute, that will never happen I was thinking that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Some girl at my school was speeding and a cop pulled her over so she dumped some water on her crotch and said she was speeding home to change her pants in which she peed. Definitely for women, men would get the RK treatment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 My friend just got busted doing 219kmph in another friends porche. I've fought every ticket I've ever gotten in my life, speeding,noise,open liquor, no registration,Ileagal U-Turn and false Identification. I'm 3-2-1, not a bad record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 219kmph In AMERICAN terms, please!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 In AMERICAN terms, please!!! 1mi=1.6 It's close to 140mph. He probably slowed as much as he could when he saw them so safe to say he was going damn fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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