witesoxfan Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I have been absent from the board for some time due to a career change that allows me considerably less time by a computer. All the same, I'm still doing what I can do follow the Sox. That said, forget about opening day. The Royals had to win, right? Home opener after a World Series appearance, the Sox let them win. It is ok. There are still 161 more games, and I think they will win 154 of them. As follows: -they lose 2 to Detroit because they'll catch them when they are strong -they'll lose 1 to Cleveland because they have a pretty good team they'll lose one to the Cubs out of sympathy -- they'll lose 1 to the Astros because they're a solid-ads sabermetric team -they'll lose 2 to the Twins because goddammit the Twins will find a way and I hate them and so that's why There, it's outlined. Go do it boyzzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 P.S. - I have a baseball boner and it hasn't gone down yet, should I consult a doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerksticks Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 7, 2015 -> 11:25 PM) P.S. - I have a baseball boner and it hasn't gone down yet, should I consult a doctor? I dunno man these baseball boners are in their own league. It might slap you in the face for even thinking about going to the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (Jerksticks @ Apr 7, 2015 -> 11:50 PM) I dunno man these baseball boners are in their own league. It might slap you in the face for even thinking about going to the doctor. So just walk around with an erection every waking hour of the day? That seems...ok. Thanks, the support of knowing that others are out there really helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Buffalo Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 7, 2015 -> 09:53 PM) So just walk around with an erection every waking hour of the day? That seems...ok. Thanks, the support of knowing that others are out there really helps. There are a "handful" of ways to change your situation, but based on your profile pic, you might not be old enough for the discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (Middle Buffalo @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 12:32 AM) There are a "handful" of ways to change your situation, but based on your profile pic, you might not be old enough for the discussion. You leave me and my Benjamin Button out of this. Although, given my current cooking background, I can assume, after some time, a "handful" turns into a "spoonful," yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Buffalo Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 7, 2015 -> 10:50 PM) You leave me and my Benjamin Button out of this. Although, given my current cooking background, I can assume, after some time, a "handful" turns into a "spoonful," yes? http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=56397 Post #9 - Shoota knows the score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDF Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 05:22 AM) I have been absent from the board for some time due to a career change that allows me considerably less time by a computer. All the same, I'm still doing what I can do follow the Sox. That said, forget about opening day. The Royals had to win, right? Home opener after a World Series appearance, the Sox let them win. It is ok. There are still 161 more games, and I think they will win 154 of them. As follows: -they lose 2 to Detroit because they'll catch them when they are strong -they'll lose 1 to Cleveland because they have a pretty good team they'll lose one to the Cubs out of sympathy -- they'll lose 1 to the Astros because they're a solid-ads sabermetric team -they'll lose 2 to the Twins because goddammit the Twins will find a way and I hate them and so that's why There, it's outlined. Go do it boyzzz. this post is a post after my own heart, i love it!! on a personal side. good luck in the new job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDF Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (Jerksticks @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 05:50 AM) I dunno man these baseball boners are in their own league. It might slap you in the face for even thinking about going to the doctor. reminds me of the seinfeld esp with viagra...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminor3rd Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Thread of year so far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 12:50 AM) You leave me and my Benjamin Button out of this. Although, given my current cooking background, I can assume, after some time, a "handful" turns into a "spoonful," yes? Is that a mixing spoon in your pocket or are you just very happy to serve me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 (edited) QUOTE (Eminor3rd @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 06:13 AM) Thread of year so far? +1 And we're only 12 posts deep. edit: Matt Latos has a 94.50 ERA. Awesome. Edited April 8, 2015 by hi8is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I heart you wite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (hi8is @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 08:34 AM) +1 And we're only 12 posts deep. edit: Matt Latos has a 94.50 ERA. Awesome. That's how big my penis is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyDo Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 11:42 AM) That's how big my penis is. Please clarify: is your penis +1, 12 posts long, or 94.50 ERA units? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 04:25 AM) P.S. - I have a baseball boner and it hasn't gone down yet, should I consult a doctor? Only if it lasts longer han four hours a game or till the end of the World Seres, whichever comes LAST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thxfrthmmrs Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (ScottyDo @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 11:08 AM) Please clarify: is your penis +1, 12 posts long, or 94.50 ERA units? wite is a sabe, so we're probably measuring with FIP (fairly impressive penis) or WAR (weiner above replacement) here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyons Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I would normally scoff at such an outlandish prediction. However, since this one comes from a man with a gargantuan baseball boner, I'm all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Kid Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 7, 2015 -> 09:25 PM) P.S. - I have a baseball boner and it hasn't gone down yet, should I consult a doctor? Rafi never would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDF Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 great humor ...... it is baseball time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 QUOTE (ScottyDo @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 11:08 AM) Please clarify: is your penis +1, 12 posts long, or 94.50 ERA units? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 8, 2015 -> 02:28 PM) Yes Blowhard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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