Kyyle23 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 http://deadspin.com/man-accused-of-stealin...ng-i-1733815029 I cannot stop laughing at everything about this story Man passes out after a beer fest at the park, goes completely unnoticed Wakes up, goes into the unlocked mascot room Goes straight to the bar Gets into the bar because of the costume Gets down on the dance floor Gets phone numbers, FB requests Gets arrested, has marijuana in his possession THAT MULLET and the smiling mug shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabiness42 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 he didn’t break into BB&T Ballpark, but actually passed out in a stairwell after attending the previous day’s Beerfest. Gillespie woke up past midnight and realized he was still in the ballpark Knights are firing their security staff as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shysocks Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Fittingly, he looks exactly like Derek Waters, the Drunk History guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox59 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 What an epic story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 The comments are even funnier than the story. What are the odds he doesn't have a Confederate flag somewhere around his house on a hat, t-shirt or beer coozie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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