zach23 Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 This year I'm giving everyone a pair of green slippers and a dildo. That way if they don't like the slippers they can go f*** themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjmarte Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Originally posted by zach23This year I'm giving everyone a pair of green slippers and a dildo. That way if they don't like the slippers they can go f*** themselves. Cool. Is KW on your list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 hey i just want a green pair of dildos f*** the slippers.....i wouldnt be leaving bed anytime soon to use them..........:o;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjmarte Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 And to my list I would like to add a pair of binoculars and a map to HSC's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Originally posted by bjmarteAnd to my list I would like to add a pair of binoculars and a map to HSC's house. send me a check for $25,000 and a self addressed stamped envelope and the map is yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Originally posted by zach23This year I'm giving everyone a pair of green slippers and a dildo. That way if they don't like the slippers they can go f*** themselves. Damn, and here I am getting you a Red Wings t shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Why does my girlfriend get offended when i i say all i want is a case of beer and a blow job? I think that's a simple and cheap gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 The quality and time spent on the blow job you get from a girl friend are directly related to the quality and carets of the diamonds you give the girl friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Originally posted by cwsoxThe quality and time spent on the blow job you get from a girl friend are directly related to the quality and carets of the diamonds you give the girl friend. I quit this game. I'll jerk off and buy my own beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM23 Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Originally posted by RedPinStripesWhy does my girlfriend get offended when i i say all i want is a case of beer and a blow job? I think that's a simple and cheap gift. Depends on the kind of beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 All i need is cheap ice house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by RedPinStripes Originally posted by cwsoxThe quality and time spent on the blow job you get from a girl friend are directly related to the quality and carets of the diamonds you give the girl friend. I quit this game. I'll jerk off and buy my own beer. hey why change now.. its what your best at........just remember you cant fit both hands around it at the same time........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted December 19, 2002 Author Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by cwsox Originally posted by zach23This year I'm giving everyone a pair of green slippers and a dildo. That way if they don't like the slippers they can go f*** themselves. Damn, and here I am getting you a Red Wings t shirt Go ahead and get me one. I will use it to wipe my ass and then I will take it out to my brothers house to burn it. After burning it I will piss on the ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted December 19, 2002 Author Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by RedPinStripes Originally posted by cwsoxThe quality and time spent on the blow job you get from a girl friend are directly related to the quality and carets of the diamonds you give the girl friend. I quit this game. I'll jerk off and buy my own beer. Cheaper, a lot less hassle, and still achieves the same end result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 and to think zach.. if he were double jointed he could give himself a blowjob and wash it down with his own beer........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted December 19, 2002 Author Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by hotsoxchick1and to think zach.. if he were double jointed he could give himself a blowjob and wash it down with his own beer........... They could call that a "Protein shot and a beer". Maybe that should be listed here http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/prov.php?show=all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 hey theres a novel idea for all those bar keeps.... i think the yuppie health nuts would go for it in a heartbeat.........brings new meaning to the shot otherwise known as a blowjob huh..........hey bartender ill take one of those blowjobs and a icehouse chaser........lmao... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Go ahead and get me one. I will use it to wipe my ass and then I will take it out to my brothers house to burn it. After burning it I will piss on the ashes. And what size you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach61 Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Get us both as big a size as they come in. The more jersey, the more fun it will be. I'll look forward to trashing it and will even make a video to send to you.:****:puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 GO RED WINGS! The defending Stanley Cup champs will do it again... Sorry zach, I am on your side when you are dealing with idiots on the MLB board, and your bro is a great guy and wonderful friend, but whwn it comes to hockey you are hopelessly involved with a perpetual loser. Meanwhile, here in Michigan we dance to 3 Stanley Cups in 6 years - have the hawks even made the playoffs 3 times in the last 6 years? Love ya anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Originally posted by hotsoxchick1and to think zach.. if he were double jointed he could give himself a blowjob and wash it down with his own beer........... If i could, i'd never leave the house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 f*** the deadwings!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by cwsox GO RED WINGS! The defending Stanley Cup champs will do it again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM23 Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I don't know what you're all smoking, but it's all about the Blues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by doubleM23I don't know what you're all smoking, but it's all about the Blues. A blues fan is almost as bad as a dead wings fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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