BlackSox13 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 QUOTE (LDF @ Mar 31, 2016 -> 11:19 PM) most excellent way to end a nite... with a great laugh. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerksticks Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Just a few more days. Just a few more days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glangon Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The problem we have is that we don't have a bench big enough for Panda. It would need to be re-enforced and have a branch of McDonalds next to the bench for Panda to agree the move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 QUOTE (glangon @ Apr 1, 2016 -> 07:15 AM) The problem we have is that we don't have a bench big enough for Panda. It would need to be re-enforced and have a branch of McDonalds next to the bench for Panda to agree the move. That and the uniform budget would increase dramatically. "Okay, JR, we can get a uniform for Panda, but either we increase the budget or Sale, Eaton, Jackson, and Rollins aren't getting jerseys." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDF Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Apr 1, 2016 -> 12:40 PM) That and the uniform budget would increase dramatically. "Okay, JR, we can get a uniform for Panda, but either we increase the budget or Sale, Eaton, Jackson, and Rollins aren't getting jerseys." coming from the fat men of the world, which in a way i am kinda, this was extremely funny. BS13, try to beat that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSox13 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 QUOTE (LDF @ Apr 1, 2016 -> 08:13 AM) coming from the fat men of the world, which in a way i am kinda, this was extremely funny. BS13, try to beat that one. Sandoval's father was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and his mother a Teletubby. Sandoval wears a pool cover for a raincoat. Sandoval's scale weight looks like a phone number that ends with ' to be continued '. Sandoval ate Old Country Buffet out of business in one sitting. Eminor's avatar is actually a portrait of Sandoval smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 QUOTE (BlackSox13 @ Apr 1, 2016 -> 10:06 AM) Sandoval's father was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and his mother a Teletubby. Sandoval wears a pool cover for a raincoat. Sandoval's scale weight looks like a phone number that ends with ' to be continued '. Sandoval ate Old Country Buffet out of business in one sitting. Eminor's avatar is actually a portrait of Sandoval smiling. Almost spit coffee all over my computer there. The real reason Sandoval has been benched is that he has developed his own gravitational pull, and they fear that the short stop could be pulled out of position during critical plays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDF Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 QUOTE (BlackSox13 @ Apr 1, 2016 -> 04:06 PM) Sandoval's father was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and his mother a Teletubby. Sandoval wears a pool cover for a raincoat. Sandoval's scale weight looks like a phone number that ends with ' to be continued '. Sandoval ate Old Country Buffet out of business in one sitting. Eminor's avatar is actually a portrait of Sandoval smiling. absolute classics...... way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDF Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Apr 1, 2016 -> 04:54 PM) Almost spit coffee all over my computer there. The real reason Sandoval has been benched is that he has developed his own gravitational pull, and they fear that the short stop could be pulled out of position during critical plays. scientifically speaking, not bad at all. this reminds me of the steve martin movie Roxanne ..... i love that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 QUOTE (TheFutureIsNear @ Mar 31, 2016 -> 09:21 AM) Contract breakdown looks like this: '16- $17.6M '17-$17.6M '18- $18.6M '19- $18.6M '20- Option for $17M with $5M buyout So that's more or less $77M over 4 years. How much would Boston have to eat to get you to bite on Sandoval? They would have to pay at least $50 million of that and the Sox would have to give up a low level, non-impact prospect(s). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCCWS Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 QUOTE (spiderman @ Apr 1, 2016 -> 12:31 PM) They would have to pay at least $50 million of that and the Sox would have to give up a low level, non-impact prospect(s). How about the White Sox only pay $13 million for each year and Sandoval is not allowed to bring his son into the clubhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewokpelts Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 QUOTE (SCCWS @ Apr 1, 2016 -> 01:54 PM) How about the White Sox only pay $13 million for each year and Sandoval is not allowed to bring his son into the clubhouse. The red sox would jump on that hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewokpelts Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Even if the sox had to pay a dollar, he's a waste of a roster spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 QUOTE (ewokpelts @ Apr 2, 2016 -> 01:32 PM) Even if the sox had to pay a dollar, he's a waste of a roster spot. As bad as he was last year, that is still 25 OPS points better than LaRoche was last year. He wouldn't play a position for the White Sox, but if they were willing to give him to us for basically nothing, you could try him at DH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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